- "Forget about it!"
- —What people like to hear him say.
- No one tears apart Tommy Sotomayor better than him.
- He has a pale white billy club for a penis.
- He has been featured on the Pimpmunk Show many times.
- He is probably the coolest person the show has ever had on.
- It is unknown how he manages around six hundred views, as his videos are of a surprising quality. It's probably Mankind's greatest mystery.
- His Dick and Tits have been shown on the Pimpmunk Show before.
- His cock is massive
- Tommy is 44 Years Old, and Brett Keane still looks like he could have fathered him.
|The Tommy Sotomayor Saga|
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