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WARNING!
Mario is a wolf in sheep's clothing! He secretly the member of the Satanic Illuminati! The Vigilant Christian is only a guise that Mario uses to brainwash the masses and prepare the world for the coming of the Anti-Christ.


  

For a list of items deemed Satanic by this imbecile, click here.

"THAT'S MY WORLDVIEW!"
—Mario on episode 148.
"We don't understand the wind but no ones Denies it exist"
—Mario thinks we don't know how the wind works[1][2][3]
Illuminati the Motherfucking Opera02:50

Illuminati the Motherfucking Opera

Mario Emery-Paul Brisson (born December 1985) is a French-Canadian conspiracy theorist and pan dealer from Cornwall, Ontario, known infamously on YouTube as The Vigilant Christian, whose videos are frequently critiqued and mocked by the Drunken Peasants (usually to TJ's dismay). He is a prominent member of the Drunken Peasants' rogues gallery.

Description

"But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you, nigga."
—Matthew 666 (which Mario doesn't follow)[4]
Mario is the only Christian YouTuber to be regularly featured on the show with a substantial amount of subscribers, currently with over 280,000 subscribers. He can easily be described as a younger, sexier, bitchier, pussified version of Mark Dice with a stupid haircut to boot. The subjects of his videos are usually analyses of popular culture through an evangelical Christian perspective. Mario routinely labels media and non-Christian practices as "satanic" based on a very nitpicky criteria that speaks volumes about the state of his mental health. He considers many geopolitical conspiracy theories such as the Illuminati and the New World Order to be reality and satanic marauding. Before you say that he's in desperate need of a boyfriend, he miraculously already does. After having his videos featured dozens of times on the show and saying he would come on before conveniently cancelling multiple times, Mario finally made his honorary guest appearance on the Drunken Peasants in Episode 148 to prove he's not a total pussy and to convince everyone his ideas are as solid as the ground below him (or not depending on whatever new bullshit he pulls out in future videos).
Mario gets Haxxed by IllumiScotty03:14

Mario gets Haxxed by IllumiScotty

Karma's a bitch Mario.

The Drunken Peasants frequently commentate on his videos, noting TVC's tendency to make wild conclusions based on logical fallacies and leaps as well as stating his opinions as facts, because it's "God's opinions".

If it isn't already apparent, Mario considers many things satanic, including yoga, Family Guy, The Simpsons, tongues, love, fun and Barack Obama. Though for some reason, he does not think that the Muslim Dave Chapelle is Satanic. Mario knows a suspicious amount of the workings of the Illuminati. What a coincidence!

History

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Every TVC video in a nutshell.

"If you're looking at this and you really don't get it, there's absolutely something wrong, OK. And it's not me and it's not the- the material that I'm presenting to you, which is true fact! It's your- your manipulated conditioned mind that can't process reality anymore!"
—Mario projecting so hard, that he can create his shitty slideshows by pointing his ass at a blank wall and spreading his cheeks.
Mario used to be an atheist where he spent a lot of time pumping iron and packing fudge to attract tons of twinks before pounding them in the private parts, which he thinks is satanic now.

Inspired by His Idol, Mario has been previously involved with the New Age movement after some soul-searching, which he thinks is satanic now. He then became a Christian and truther through the sane and studious findings of Alex Jones, which he thinks is satanic now. He has also recently decided to go vegan after watching Vegan Gains, which he correctly thinks is satanic now. See a pattern yet? He also admitted to being a major drug addict until a few years ago when it came to speed and pan, often staying up nearly a week without sleep; so of course he's totally mentally sound.[5] He also seems to think he's an angel.[6] But we'll never truly medically know, because he now relies exclusively on faith based healing and obviously no psychological therapy, just that ol' time religion and that never turns out badly for anyone. He has displayed personality traits often associated with mental illness, possibly OCD, anxiety disorders, narcissistic personality disorder, or paranoid schizophrenia.

The Vigilant Christian's claim to fame is for making videos alleging to have exposed (a word that is always capitalized because his content just can't have enough stupid attention-whoring in them) the Satanic Illuminati agenda behind numerous mundane shit, particularly the entertainment industry. Examples of his poor grasp on reality include John Lennon's "Imagine" being a message promoting the New World Order, Transhumanism is an ideology to make man and machine into God, The PowerPuff Girls is Illuminati, Call of Duty is Illuminati, PewDiePie appearing on South Park is Illuminati (which in no way is just Mario being butthurt over the affable clown's bigger channel), Kim Kardashian's house is Illuminati, and The Lego movie is Illuminati (the fact that these words formed these sentences without it being a joke is extremely heartbreaking).
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Steven Universe - Pearl gives words of wisdom (Clip) HD 1080p

His world view in a nutshell.

Mario's videos are usually started by an epic introduction sequence with pretty nifty effects - courtesy of some cheap-ass video editing software templates - which just makes things sadder considering such good aesthetics features are utterly wasted on a channel that is predicated with the intention to make its audience never look at a triangle the same again.

The definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, which in this case is him stating the exact same fallacies and out of context bible quotes over and over again in almost daily click videos on six fucking channels trying to wake people up to the truth of the evil spooky shadow government that rules the world. Yet nobody but fellow crazy dumbasses like Katt Williams ever claim to come out with definite proof; that proof being their own word, of course.

Another few annoying aspects are his clickbait video titles with plenty of all caps words and exclamation points, while his thumbnails are crappy Photoshopped images on par with Jenny Mcdermott as well as blatant misuse of the Grumpy Cat meme for some odd reason, and sometimes other memes. You would think he would find memes satanic because they were invented by an Atheist. Another incredibly lazy thing he does is play other people's videos in his own videos; as in does a little intro, presses play on his capture and never pauses and never chimes in with his own words.

On Drunken Peasants

The Vigilant Christian made his marvelous introduction in episode 27 in a video suggested by TJ. Ninths month prior, Mario abandoned his channel after being told his God that making videos wasn't his destiny, but it all changed. The video in question was about the satanic underlining of Family Guy: one of the most satanic, blasphemous, God-hating things he has ever taken on. He felt the need to issue a trigger warning because of the amount of God-hating the show had to offer. He interestingly claimed that the show was intent on making children hate God, even though the show is in no way written for children. He also felt the need to bring up Madonna and Lady Gaga because of shock value. He then went onto say that Family Guy will bring about the collapse of society.

The Vigilant Christian returned in episode 33 in another edition of Illuminati Media Exposed where showed the links between Disney and the current generation getting holed up in premarital sex, drugs, drinking and so forth. He felt very passionate about bringing attention to this, having previously been a crack-whoring, man-whoring washout himself. He did examples from Micky Mouse as a wizard promoting witchcraft, Walt Disney being a free mason, and all the former Disney stars becoming drug-addicted, pole-sliding little whores. Just like him.

The peasants played the Vigilant Christian's first video response to TJ (aka The Not-So-Amazing Sheeple Atheist) in episode 35. He addressed TJ's viewing of his Family Guy coverage and tried to refute TJ's retorts by spewing the same shit that he always does; the Illuminati is brainwashing people and if you don't believe that, the Illuminati is brainwashing you. This was the first time we caught a glimpse of Mario's real face in a picture alongside his fuckbuddy. TJ commented that "The Not-So-Amazing Sheeple Atheist" was probably the weakest defamatory name assigned to him. Mario funnily said that the atheist community should boot TJ from their "club" as he's apparently a detriment because he is the Westboro Baptist Church's equivalent to atheism. The peasants didn't play the end as it was the predictable waffle he usually spews, though Ben did confirm that Mario felt the need to boast the amount of bitches he nailed in high school as compared to TJ; over-compensating much?

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Jim Ass was right! This is a secret photo exposing Mario as the head at an Illuminati blood sacrifice.

The Drunken Peasants covered a gold mine of hypocrisy by The Vigilant Christian on episode 94. Trolls satirized Mario's absurd claims of Illuminati imagery and accused him of membership in the Illuminati along with other crazy truthers that were actually not kidding. He quickly backpeddled, making some bullshit dichotomy between vigilance and paranoia. He provided a smorgasbord of ironic quotes, so many that I'll add a quotes section.

Mario was once caught making the 666 hand sign by Creationist Cat. He loves Satan and wants Satan's cock in his ass. Morte, a Patron and guest on Episode 113 offered to give TVC a blowjob in order to help him finally relax and not worry about the Illuminati. To this day he has still not turned this offer down. Makes you think don't it?

After saying for months that he would come on and failing to deliver (much like his sex life), he made his first appearance on the Drunken Peasants in episode 148. Throughout the entire show Mario's ass got fried by the power of logic. Mario kept saying that it was "your worldview" as an excuse for being exposed. Mario then met G Man, who sucked Mario's dick and became a Godly Bro. BEST EPISODE EVER.
Mario

Shortly after his first guest appearance on DP, Mario returned in episode 150 to debate somebody of equal insanity, Vegan Gains. Hilariously criticizing Gains for being insane, but took a left turn into Crazyville himself when he said it was from demon possession and to not trust teh eval Beeg Farma, must to the extreme ire of PaulsEgo.

Surprisingly, Vegan Gains handed Mario his ass on every topic. Luckily Mario refuted this with "That's my worldview!". He turned his tail and ran when Paul wouldn't get removed from the show and Paul tried to chew him out; though it was totally just a Skype DDoS. He now wants to team up with other psychotic truthers to destroy TJ on his own show because he was so utterly destroyed on DP. He is now a sworn enemy of PaulsEgo and refuses to be on another episode with him, even though Paul is perfectly willing to be on an episode with wussy Mario.

Scumbag christian

Mario is now bitching on his channel that he was "constantly interrupted" in episode 150 and could not expose himself to Vegan Gains and exercise him properly because Paul was trying to put the plumber in his place. He literally thinks Gains is possessed by a demon and should stop taking any form of medicine and just pray the sick away. As well as thinks the "Praise Satan!" chant in the beginning of Vegan Gain's videos isn't just a joke, big surprise.

In a more recent bout of insanity, the Peasants watched a video of Mario's channel being hijacked by a strange, human-turkey hybrid calling itself "The Vigilant Pharisee", who grudgingly complained, laughed, and gobbled about the Vigilant Christian spreading the word of God.

On Creationist Cat

Creationist Cat traumatized Mario when CC made a video exposing The Vigilant Christian as a satanic devil worshipper and demanding that Mario be killed. Mario begged Creationist Cat to do it, as his crippling anxiety and paranoia made it very difficult for himself to live, but YouTube wouldn't let Creationist Cat commit the act. Creationist Cat was euthanized by YouTube, despite Mario pleading for clemency. Drunken Peasants were the hitmen working for the corporation. They were paid in bananas, hookers, and ice cream. TVC claimed CC's video was actually funny and that his fans should back off on the issue and try to make amends. [7]

The Vigilant Satanist: Exposed

TheVigilantSatanist

Confirmed NWO agent and puppet of the gay, New Age, Satanic Illuminati agenda. PWNED, BITCHES

The Vigilant Satanist, stylized #TheVigilantSatanist, is Mario's true form. The Vigilant Christian is a guise that TVS uses to gain credibility in evangelical Christian spheres, while secretly being a loyal member of the Illuminati. Instead of herpes, TVS has ebolAIDS. He is one of Satan's personal cock-lickers (the other being TJ, of course).

Drunken Peasants reviewed a video that accused Mario of Illuminati membership on the grounds that he fisted Warcorpse666. TJ theorized that TVC is actually The Vigilant Satanist. TJ sicked the fans on Mario, directing them to the hashtag associated with TVS. That's how Mario knows so much about the Illuminati. They later reviewed a video by Creationist Cat that provided even more compelling evidence about The Vigilant Satanist's existence:

  • Illuminati leader Scotty has corroborated TJ's claims.
  • The Vigilant "Christian" just uses his "cause" as a ruse to cram Illuminati symbolism into his videos.
  • In the Drunken Peasants Private Show #2, they reviewed a video where TVC said "Fellow Satanists, ...". Literally.

If we analyze the words "The Vigilant Christian" with the ancient technique of Isopsephy it is abundantly clear that Mario is indeed a Satanist and a loyal servant of the Illuminati:

  • TH - 9
  • E - 5
  • V - 2
  • I - 10
  • G - 3
  • I - 10
  • L - 30
  • A - 1
  • N - 50
  • T - 300
  • CH - 600
  • R - 100
  • I - 10
  • S - 200
  • T - 300
  • I - 10
  • A - 1
  • N - 50

9+5+2+10+3+10+30+1+50+300+600+100+10+200+300+10-1-50 = 1640

1640÷2 = 820

820 consist of 3 characters:

  • 666 (or 616), the number of the beast which represents the Antichrist and Satan, is also consist of 3 characters.
  • The triangle also have 3 sides:
    • The triangle symbolizes the all-seeing eye which represents the Eye of Lucifer. It also symbolizes the pyramid. The Eye can see all and oversees its minions which are represented by the individual bricks of the pyramid. The pyramid represents the top-down command structure of the Illuminati. And the 13 steps of the pyramid represent the 13 Illuminati Bloodlines which collectively rule over the planet.
MARIO

Yoga

The Vigilant Christian has exposed yoga for what is, a Satanic practice performed by Satanists to worship Satan. Practitioners of this dark art often wear an extra layer of skin and stretch in sexy poses... for their health. Ironically, Mario has a tattoo on his wrist that says yoga, proving he is a closet satanist and a member of the Illuminati. So remember, kids. Every time you stretch a muscle on a foam mat, you're stretching for Satan's viewing pleasure.

Non-Homophobia

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Him proving how not homophobic he is again and again and again.

The Vigilant Christian is homophobic, but he defensively and petulantly claims that he is not.

He made a video regarding this accusation- which he rather obsessively puts at the beginning of almost every video involving him saying pro-LGBT anything is satanic - where he pulled the "But I have a gay uncle that I bug the shit out of every Christmas- I mean disagree with but toootally don't hate and want to go to hell!" along with a No True Scotsman fallacy towards Christians who are openly mean to homosexuals instead of his passive aggressive bullshit, shilling his retarded new word "Christianphobia" that doesn't even make any sense in terms of Latin phrasing, claiming Christians are being prosecuted for their beliefs (The belief that homosexuals should be tortured forever.
"It's a command by God and when God says kill the wicked that is an AWESOME thing! Wicked people DESERVE DEATH! God is coming for all you wicked sinners to cast you in a lake of fire! My God is not to be messed with! There is nothing more scary than His just and righteous wrath against evil and the wicked! David cut the head off of Goliath and showed it off to the armies because you don't mess with the almighty! Yes God can kill wickedness! But we are not holy and perfect like Him! His wrath and His destruction of evil is GOOD!"
―Mario talking about how gays are wicked people who deserve die and burn in Hell forever proving again how not homophobic he is. [8][9][10][11]
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Vigilant Christian vs. Da Illuminati

Additionally, his comment about born again Christians being shunned by their families sounds so damn projected, that you can hear the loud whirring of a 1950's movie projector going off in his brain as he says it.), gawking about "ex-gays", a very ignorant allusion about another gay uncle dying of AIDS hinting that he still believes that old disgusting stereotype, and a fucked up notion that people born gay only do so because the world itself is sinful, ergo they need to be saved, for their own good.

Let's not forget that this is a person who believes the advancement of LGBT rights is a sign of the End Times, so excuse me if nobody outside his rabid fanbase and white knights that keep coming to the wiki to vandalize this article buys this. In the immortal words of Shakespeare: "The plumber doth protest too much, methinks.". As of now, he is one of the dumbasses that sees the homophobic bitch Kim Davis as a martyr for Christ and praised her release from committing a crime of not letting gay people getting married and in the same video, encouraged people to continue to oppose gay marriage, even if it means getting arrested - essentially advocating crime, civil disobedience and anarchy against homosexuals. Clearly proving he's not a homophobe and if you still think so, he'll keep showing his stupid video to you until you agree and admit that you are the bigot, like it's some silver bullet to the discussion.

The Godly Bros

Main article: The Godly Bros

The Gay Orgy Bros Godly Bros are a group of devout closeted homosexuals Christians dedicated to spreading their asscheeks the faith. Mario is a member of these well-pounded well-rounded individuals.

Quotes

Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)"03:49

Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)"

Mario's Theme Song

"Hey guys, I use to be a drug addict, but then I discovered the world is controlled by an evil shadow government and I found Jesus and now I'm totally good! Hahahahaha!! I have powers now!"
—Teh Viglant Christian, Episode 149
"We don't understand the wind but no ones Denies it exist"
—Mario thinks we don't know how the wind works[12][13][14]
"Hey everyone, it's The Vigilant Christian Mario, and I'm here with another edition of Illuminati: Media Exposed..."
—Every rational person immediately searches for the nearest lethal weapon in order to terminate their own existence
"They're going to group me up with the insane people."
—Mario lacking self awareness
"Just because someone makes a hand sign doesn't mean they're Illuminati."
—Mario and his complete lack of self awareness again
"Because you've adopted a paranoid, tin foil-wearing mindset, no-one is going to listen to my videos."
—It seems that even if Mario were starring right into a mirror he still wouldn't able to gain any shred self awareness
  • "This is causing the trolls to have all sorts of ammunition on us."
  • "Because you've adopted a paranoid, tin foil-wearing mindset, no-one is going to listen to my videos."
  • "It started off with the big Moon, which is very symbolic in occult rituals."
  • "I'll let [the semen] roll off my back."
  • "It is very important we preserve freedom of speech here on YouTube." [15]
  • "The fact that I'm a White Person doesn't mean I'm blind to what White People have done."
  • "Be vigilant. Not paranoid."
  • "We need to have a little bit of paranoid if the government is coming to kill us, which they are. OK? So, I don't have paranoia; that's the wrong word here."[16]
  • "Justin Bieber, One Direction, NSYNC, The Backstreet Boys, and boy bands are destroying little girls."
  • "[Humans or animals eating meat] is not part of God's plan."
  • "Here comes the Nazi liberal christianaphobes, these haters, that want to shove their religion down our throat!"
  • "REFUSE TO DISOBEY GOD EVEN IF YOU GO TO JAIL!!!" There is a small probability that he is planning to blow something up.
  • "Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh, Jesusth Christh, I wasth born a whoreth!!!!!!!" Mario being religious and all.

Trivia

TVCPORN

Him in five years.

  • Surprisingly, he is a 30-year-old (older than Scoopy).
  • No seriously, he does believe he has supernatural powers for turning himself over to Christ. So we can add messiah complex to his ever growing list of speculated mental problems
  • He has Bipolar disorder. No, really.
  • Bipolar just so happens to be one of the few things he doesn't think are satanic.[17]
  • He took an annoyingly long time to come on the show, possibly because he was too much of a coward and too busy licking the toes of Kent Hovind.
  • Paradoxically, he doesn't believe people go to Hell for all eternity. More so like a really hot hockey penalty box.
  • He was offered a guest spot on the podcast for a really long time before finally coming on. He evaded the offer after deciding that the Peasants, podcasts, guests, and he himself were Satanic.
  • If you were thinking of banging Mario, you may wanna reconsider, as he has herpes. He contracted this from having sex with all those Canadian men.
  • The Peasants have also ridiculed him after he contracted genital herpes.
  • The Peasants officially do not recognize the reality that they are jealous of how many girls TVC got in high school as compared to the virgin TJ. Although all of these girls were traps, since Mario is a closeted homosexual (or possibly a pansexual)
  • In 2014, Mario's computer goter got hacked by the Illuminati. He apparently pissed off the Illuminati enough to warrant a counter attack.
  • In 2014, he was arrested for possession of a controlled substance, which he used his youtube money to buy
    CONFESSIONS OF A MAN WHORE I HAVE GENITAL HERPES !!!11:17

    CONFESSIONS OF A MAN WHORE I HAVE GENITAL HERPES !!!

  • Mario has a tattoo that reads "YOGA" on the underside of his right wrist, before he got "saved".
  • He is so brain damaged from his past drug addiction, that he thinks Donald Duck is Daffy Duck, Dragon Ball Z is Fire Ball Z and that a record store is called a "rock star company". Even though he said he was an avid watcher of things like Ren and Stimpy back when he was a manwhore. He also cannot spell of use proper grammar to save his life, even to the point of having typos in his titlecards, let alone the COMMENTS he Makes with RANDOM capitalization!!
  • Some deleted videos of his have him spouting crap that would make Roosh V proud: like that woman should not wear pants, get jobs or leave the kitchen and be the passengers of the family while the man is the driver.[18]
  • He literally said Caitlyn Jenner is garbage, but he's nothing against LGBT people.
  • Family Guy Funniest Moments 2407:14

    Family Guy Funniest Moments 24

    TVC Mario in a Nutshell

    Mario has affirmed that just because someone is making a pyramid or an OK sign with their hand, doesn't necessarily mean they're part of the Satanic Illuminati. It only does when it's convenient to his contention.
  • He also has a form of White Guilt, shown in some of his videos.[19]
  • Mario and Mr. Repzion have made several videos responding to each other, but Repzion eventually stopped when he realized the magnitude of Mario's lunacy.
  • She's a beautiful women. Wait that's a dude? My God.
  • The Vigilant Christian claimed to have slept with too many women to count (Not making that up). That's probably because counting, along with interpreting reality in general, is not his strong suit.
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    Mario Getting DP'd

    He is a self-proclaimed man whore. He now wishes he was a virgin.
  • Really obsessed with "little girls" and loves to "expose" "satanic" teen idols like Justin Bieber, One Direction etc (who appeal to young girls), says that teenage girls should not idolize them as they are "satanic" and in the "Illuminati" (possibly out of jealousy that 13-year-old girls would rather obsess over JB and 1D than him).
  • He is an insult to the name "Mario". Hell, he's an insult to the words "Vigilant", "Christian" and even "The".
  • Has an obsession with Justin Bieber, even did a video on Justin Bieber's ass pic.[20]
  • Lives in his mom's basement and "exposes" anything that gets more attention than The Bible.
  • He made a video where he was crying about his anxiety and paranoia, but never got any help, however, instead of help, he asked his sheep, I mean "fans" to "pray for him". Also proving that he's one of those faith-based healers.
    Number-39738 640

    The number of souls he saved by going on the Drunken Peasants

  • He recently made a video not only declaring that he is going vegan, but also that he's about to expose Vegan Gains and other No True Scotsman- I mean "Westburo Vegans" on one of his many channels. Since he's still Mario, he also believes a crazy theory that no human or even animal ate meat until Adam and Eve sinned.[21]
  • The Vigilant Christian Mario has recently got a bit of competition in the form of The Watchful Theist Luigi.
  • He believes only 90% of people that are alive and dead ever get into heaven - not unlike South Park, ironically - and of course he makes the cut. He also believes in said heaven for purely materialistic reasons. Citing out of context scripture, saying we all get a mansion, riches and a crown - well he does anyway, the other 90% roast in hell.
  • He's the sexiest dude out of all of DP's enemies, second to Jenny McDermott.
  • It's been theorized that Armoured Skeptic is his sexy, satanic, evil twin from a parallel Canada brought through the Stargate by the Illuminati to compete with Zack Knight for the position of the Antichrist. He is a knight too after all. Coincidence? I think not!
  • The Vigilant Christian once switched on the television before jumping behind a nearby couch when he accidentally flicked to a rerun of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, not wanting to be affected by the Satanic mind rays emanating from the robotic cat sitting next to Melissa Joan Hart. Dodged a bullet there, Mario.
  • He's what you get if Hunter S. Thompson was way less talented, sobered up and found Jebus.
    Clouds Are Satanic Illuminati Propaganda - The Watchful Theist!03:27

    Clouds Are Satanic Illuminati Propaganda - The Watchful Theist!

  • Being a pompous dickhead, he bragged that he saved people from suicide with his videos due to receiving private messages from YouTube users telling him so. Then turned around, scoffed and laughed smugly and dubiously at the mere idea that The Drunken Peasants ever had the same kind of messages saying they cheer people up and make anybody's lives worth while. This weasel is literally holier than thou.
  • In a video he since removed to save face, he had a rather paranoid comment about how he receives death threats from the Illuminati frequently and fears for his life by constantly exposing himself.
  • The Peasants wish they could hang out with 16 year old him, back when he did a fuckton of drugs and listened to music that doesn't suck. How sinful...
  • He has also claimed that it would be great if the media used Illuminati mind control techniques to brainwash everyone into becoming christian.
  • He's a self-admitted manwhore. [22]
  • He never wants to be on another episode with PaulsEgo ever again after getting BTFO by him twice. But he does want to outnumber TJ on his own podcast with his crazy Febreze friend and other insane truthers.
  • He's friends with the Crazy Febreze Guy, even though said conspiracy nut is a hateful swearing dick that personally attacks as venomously as Atheism is Unstoppable or Vegan Gains and thought the DP were part of a concentrated attack to take his super tiny multi-channel down. Whereas Mario is more of a passive aggressive dick that normally condemns swearing and ad hominem attacks.[23]
  • Using his own Illuminati secret messages in one of his videos, he finally hints that his ideal heaven is fucking TJ for all eternity. After all, his ideal heaven is riding an elephant all day.[24]
  • He and Brett Keane have become friends through their mutual hatred of the Drunken Peasants attacking their lord and savior, Kent Hovind. Potentially making Mario a future member of the Masters of Stupidity.
  • Don't you dare say he's just in this for the money, or you'll make him cry like a little bitch again.[25]
  • This article has the third most content of any other page on the wiki.
  • He should be out rescuing Princess Peach from the evil clutches of Bowser, but would rather go on about his fairytales and imaginary friend.
Mario gets baptized
  • He has a video on his channel where he gets baptized in a pool. A priest and a bear, who's clearly into Mario, carry out this memorable event. Mario cries, as usual, and a pool noodle casually floats by.

Gallery

  • Mario gets his ass kidnapped into an alternative dimension.
  • The Vigilant Christian crying like the bitch he is.
  • The Vigilant Christian gives into Satan by smoking some pan.
  • TVC put his shitty Photoshop skills to the test to celebrate 9/11.
  • More shitty Photoshop. Also, trying not to flex.
  • Mario's gay lover
  • Let us train you...how to buttfuck!!
  • Satanic Mario
  • TVC's appropriately phallic logo
  • Super Illuminati Bros.
  • Them demons got rekt.
  • The Vigilant Christian as exposed by CC.
  • Based on this logic, his home country is half-way there.
  • Leaked photo of Mario and TJ cuddling.
  • Mario's world view
  • The shocking truth!
  • Less fatal than playing a drinking game.
  • Grumpy Cat, the ultimate goal of Mario's sick sexual satisfaction.
  • He's starting to go Full Kangaroo, never go Full Kangaroo!
  • hmm crazy attracts crazy.
  • Mario pretending to grab Satan's ass before fleching the demon sperm from his satanic asshole.
  • It's a me, nigga.
  • Alternate theory
  • Who he should be worried about!
  • YAY!
  • Temptation.

Fans

His fans are very fond users of the Ad Hominem fallacy, and the No True Scotsman fallacy, and make no effort to hide this, thus showing how incompetent and foolish they are.

Appearances

External Links

References

  1. https://www.facebook.com/thevigilantchristianmario/photos/a.373378916039238.81164.365897366787393/1028720673838389/?type=3&comment_id=1028799857163804&reply_comment_id=1028887017155088&comment_tracking=%7B"tn"%3A"R9"%7D
  2. http://i.imgur.com/mbqAgb5.jpg
  3. http://archive.is/7zezN
  4. https://www.facebook.com/thevigilantchristianmario/videos/vb.365897366787393/1030194240357699/?type=2&theater
  5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0S3SIh9zm4&feature=youtu.be
  6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTWGw-BYNC4
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