America is divided into four major regions - the Northeast, the South, the Midwest, and the West. Each has it's own unique history and culture going back centuries.

The Four Regions of the United States


Almost all of the inhabitants in this region reside in New York City, also known as the Big Apple and the most overrated city on the planet. This is where all the evil executives come together and plan new ways of fucking over everyone else. New York also has a lot of culture or whatever.


The American South, also known as the Confederacy and the Bible belt, is a paradise for bigots, cousin fuckers, and devout fundamentalist Christians. The South consistently votes Republican and also has some of the poorest states in the country, number one being Mississippi.


With the exception of a few cities around the Great Lake states, the Midwest is easily the most bland part of the country. There are a lot of farms, vacant wastelands, and run down factories here.


California dominates this region of America so badly that the other states aren't worth mentioning. The West coast is known for beautiful scenery, beautiful people, and beautiful weather. Like the Northeast people on the West coast are generally liberal, but unlike New Yorker's they aren't stuck up assholes. The West is easily the best part of the country.

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