Rick Perry once said he wanted Texas to secede from the United States of America, then he ran for president of the United States of America.
PaulsEgo has recently moved to the greatest state in the union (as any reasonable American would). Unfortunately this means that soon he will devour the state's entire water supply, and Texas will meet the same fate as Paul's previous home.
The smartest man that Texas has ever produced
Rick Perry demonstrating that his intelligence has increased 1000^5000 fold