Ted Nugent, also known as The Nuge, is a lunatic clinging to relevance. He played guitar for a few shitty bands which allows him leeway into being partially relevant. Ted rides a bald eagle and shoots Mexicans trying to steal freedom from good, clean Republican Americans. He also hates them faggots.


The Drunken Peasants discuss his retardation from time to time.


He loves guns and pays hookers to hold a gun to his head while he masturbates. Ted Nugent fucked a teenager and he's okay with that. Did we mention he dodged the Vietnam draft yet has no problem supporting wars? Ted allegedly accomplished this by crapping his pants so hard he was propelled to the nearest community college.


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