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"I am having lots of casual sex with women. Bitches, hos, and honies. As well as using guns and fighting to solve problems."
—Stefan in a nutshell.
Stefan Basil Molyneux, real name Stephanie Manure, (born September 24, 1966) is an anarcho-capitalist Canadian wife-beater, a Star Trek fanbitch and a grade-A moron.

Description

For some reason, Molyneux's show in which he blames literally every problem every person has on their mother, regardless of the persons relationship with said mother, shares a substantial viewership crossover with the Drunken Peasants. Theorists have suggested this may be because: Anarchists are fucking stupid, and they misunderstand TJ's anti-feminist views as being similar to Molyneux's anti-woman views. There is no other explanation [citation not needed]

Molyneux's behavior, beliefs and his large circle of devout extremist followers who suck his cock, attack any dissenters and worship him as god perfectly fit the description of a cult.[1] The cultists are sometimes refered to as Melonheads.

Most people do not know Stefan's philosophies, primarily due to the fact that 100% of people who watch his videos die of boredom before he actually gets to the fucking point, but those who are able to somehow miraculously sit through a tedious session of meaningless diatribes and outright nonsense are usually those who belong to his devout cult.

His views and beliefs are just outright retarded and ignorant, and with incoherent cherry-picked and only smart-sounding arguments with no basis what so ever, spiced up with semantic word games. You have to be pretty retarded yourself to fall for his psychotic and psychopathic ramblings.

Apparently, but not surprisingly Molyneux also has many white supremacist Stormfag fans.[2]

Many people have suggested Molyneux to TJ as some intellectual powerhouse who would pose a serious clusterfuck of discourse. Upon actually accessing Molyneaux's views and ability to reason on the numerous times he has been featured on DP, TJ found it offensive that people would assume Molynaarr was worth even his time.

On Drunken Peasants

Stephanie Manure was first mentioned on the podcast by Tim Black in the episode 37, with Tim mentioning his habit of exposing "the truth" about celebrities immediately after their death.

The Drunken Peasants have featured Stephanie's videos a number of times on the podcast. He first appeared in Episode 46 after numerous people challenged TJ to take on Molyneux's irrefutable logic. This logic being that all women should be held accountable for courting and birthing the idiotic assholes we see today (for example, Stefan Molyneux). Despite hearing Stefan's wondrous argument that fucking assholes is some evolutionary adaption, TJ refused to have a debate with Stefan and his rock solid logic, preferring to debate rocks.

Molyneux reappeared in Episode 64 when answering a question via phone call. The question in question was a guy talking about his issues with his father. Even hearing only having a drip of information on this stranger's personal life, Molyneux immediately concluded that it was the fault of the man's mother, coz she a women ho.

Molyneux's insight into the reality he has no connection to returned in Episode 68 when somebody asked if people have the right to education. Molyneux thought it was necessary to muddle over the definition of a "right" while standing around looking as bored as the audience most likely was.

Molyneux made his fourth appearance in Episode 86 as he discussed his views on same-sex marriage. This staunch libertarian surmised that same-sex marriages shouldn't be allowed in a free society because the good of the state trumps the rights of the individual because of the children (real libertarian of you, Stef). There. I just summed up a point he wasted precious masturbation time through a long-winded attempt at looking clever.

Molyneux came back in episode 128 to educate us on the issue of the Conferdate flag. He delighted us with a tale devoid of worth, but chock full of juicy unflattering screenshots.

Beliefs & Teachings

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Look at his beautiful mug. Look at it!!

Molyneuxism (which kinda sounds like some genre of Italian period art) is Stefan's unique philosophy whose core value is simply "choosee the worst option because I'm a fucking Super Saiyan, bitch".

Leave your family and friends and join his cult

Stephanie believes that people should cease all connections and abandon all family and friends if they disagree with them, instead of trying to mend any faulty relationships.[3] Molyneux also teaches people to cease all connections and abandon anyone who refuse to join his cult.[4] There are multiple cases reported by parents that their children abandoned them on Molyneux's teachings and joined his cult. [5][6][7]

People liking or doing things he hates is caused by child abuse

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  • Molyneux believes that if you engage or are drawn to sports then you were abused as a child.[8]
  • If you are gay then you were abused as a child.[9]
  • If you like The Lord of the Rings then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like The Hobbit then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like Harry Potter then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like Star Wars then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like Game of Thrones then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like any Alien movie then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like Men in Black then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like pretty much any Spielberg or Peter Jackson films then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like any Shakespeare plays then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like Beowulf then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like The Iliad then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like The Odyssey then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like Mass Effect then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like Dragon Age then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like Call of Duty then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like Half-Life then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like Battlefield then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like Titanfall then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like anything Tom Clancy makes then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like Grand Theft Auto then you were abused as a child.
  • If you like The Witcher then you were abused as a child.
  • If you liked the series finale of Lost you were abused as a child.
  • If you like any other Sci-fi or legendary high-fantasy thing then you were abused as a child.
  • If you don't agree with him then you were also abused as a child.

But in reality if you agree with Stefan Molyneux then you were mentally abused by Stefan Molyneux.

"Women worship at the feet of the devil"

Stephan vehemently hates women (especially mothers), and blames them for every fucking problem there is, and want them to be subjugated or exterminated...
"Women who choose the assholes will fucking end this race. They will fucking end this human race if we don't start holding them a-fucking-countable. Women who choose assholes guarantee child abuse. Women who choose assholes guarantee criminality. Sociopathy. Politicians. All the cold-hearted jerks who run the world came out of the vaginas of women who married assholes, and I don't know how to make the world a better place without holding women accountable for choosing assholes! Your dad was an asshole because your mother chose him, because it works on so many women! If "asshole" wasn't a great reproductive strategy, it would have been gone long ago. Women keep that black bastard flame alive. They cup their hands around it. They protect it with their bodies. They keep the evil of the species going by continually choosing these guys! If being an asshole didn't get women there would be no assholes left! If women chose nice guys over assholes, we would have a glorious and peaceful world in one generation. Women determine the personality traits of the men because women choose who to have sex with and who to have children with and who to expose those children to. I get that you're angry at your dad and you have every reason to be angry at your dad. Your dad is who he is fundamentally because your mother was willing to fuck him and have you. Willing and eager to fuck the monster. Stop fucking monsters - we get a great world. Keep fucking monsters - we get catastrophes, we get war, we get nuclear weapons, we get national debts, we get incarcerations and prison guards and all the other florid assholes who rule the world. Women worship at the feet of the devil and wonder why the world is evil."
―Stefan Molyneux[src]
The major flaw within his logic is, if this were true, then, since he is the biggest asshole on the Earth, he should be swimming in pussy who wants to have sex with him, but as we see that's not the case.

Also, interestingly, Stefan's views and beliefs on woman sound very similar to Elliot Rodger's beliefs who was responsible for the 2014 Isla Vista killings where he went on a killing spree fuelled by jealousy, including his hatred of women "because women choose to breed with assholes" (sounds familiar). He murdered six people, wounded thirteen more and finally committed suicide when he was confronted by the police.

A quote from Eliot's manifesto to show how similar it is to Stefan Molyneux's views and beliefs on woman:
"The most beautiful of women choose to mate with the most brutal of men, instead of magnificent gentlemen like myself. Women should not have the right to choose who to mate and breed with. That decision should be made for them by rational men of intelligence. If women continue to have rights, they will only hinder the advancement of the human race by breeding with degenerate men and creating stupid, degenerate offspring. This will cause humanity to become even more depraved with each generation. Women have more power in human society than they deserve, all because of sex. There is no creature more evil and depraved than the human female."
―Elliot Rodger[src]

Science hatred and denial

Not surprisingly like every good cult leader and pseudo-intellectual Stephanie Manure denies and hates most things in science and in reality, and subscribes to various conspiracy theories and pseudo-sciences. Stephan also hates scientists, because they refuse to preach his out of touch with reality delusions, and because Stephan has no fucking clue what so ever about how science and the scientific method works:
"Physicists kind of piss me off, 'cause they've always got their fucking pale hands in my goddamn wallet, and stealing from my child's future, indebting her."
―Stefan Molyneux[src]
"You know, go be a fucking engineer, you lazy, pasty bastards. Go do something useful that people wanna buy."
―Stefan Molyneux[src]
Molyneux is also a climate change denier and believes in many conspiracy theories regarding that.[10] Ironically Molyneux has also denied that mental illnesses are real. He calls psychiatry a pseudo-science and claims that it is part of a "government agenda" (he probably have consulted with Mario on that).[11]

"attractive young woman"

In the comments section to Stefan Molyneux’s review of Frozen, an “attractive young woman” posted a comment about his hour-long review that is so effusively positive and flattering that it almost sounds like it was posted by the man himself. Oh, wait, Stefan...er...I mean Stephanie did post it himself herself:

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The comment still remains. Seriously, check it out.

DP read and discussed the comment in Episode 70.

Thunderf00t debunking Stefan's bullshit

Trivia

League of Canadian Fags

The official flag of the League of Canadian Fags

  • Most people lie 100 times a day. Molyneux always attempts to beat that record.
  • Molyneux doesn't sleep because that's where somebody is most likely to be abused by their mother.
  • Along with VenomFangX and the Vigilant Christian Mario, Stefan leads the League of Canadian Fags.
  • He use to be an actor, which probably gave him the skill to makes his bullshit sound somewhat credible.
  • He is as boring as a mother fucker.

Gallery

  • Come on! Pull the fucking trigger already!
  • The true identity of Sefan Molyneaux.
  • Molyneux remembers the eclipse.

Appearances

External Links

References

  1. https://youtu.be/wgTZRYTuCWQ
  2. http://www.dailystormer.com/stefan-molyneux-brilliantly-breaks-down-ebola-crisis-africa-and-white-guilt/
  3. https://youtu.be/CUoZBfz7r0U
  4. https://youtu.be/SZASruN-mIA
  5. https://youtu.be/nOZ5Q1T2Acg
  6. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1093993/A-fearful-mother-reveals-The-internet-cult-stole-son.html
  7. http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/nov/15/family-relationships-fdr-defoo-cult
  8. https://youtu.be/bRuBO_VbGFI
  9. https://youtu.be/LzX1pVaKhRY
  10. https://youtu.be/UNRW5qMRnIU
  11. https://youtu.be/eOScYBwMyAA

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