- "Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?"
- ―Trying (and failing) to be funny.
In the early days of DP, they did reenactments of his calls.
Things He Is
A despicable scumfuck, cuntheaded, cuntbucket, fucktarded, retarded, despicable, stupid, fatassed fattish fat, flushed faced, loudmouthed, disingenuous, delusional, shitty, nazi loving, smelly, demonic, aspie, faggy, fucky, ducky, shmucky, fugly, child pornographer, stumpy, balding, neo nazi, cuntlicking, dick sniffing, clumpy, gunky, shmootsey, semen licking, snooty, arrogant, greedy, wrinkly, hairy, grumpy, frumpy, asslicking, sucky sucky, gay, doofy, goofy, santorum-filled, cum-filled, and all-around not very nice pathetic excuse for a pathetic excuse for a pathetic excuse for a human being with a loose asshole for a mouth.
Things He Is Not
- "You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one."
- "Exercise freaks are the ones putting stress on the health care system" "
- "What is the Holocaust, 90 million Indians, only four million left? They all have Casinos, what's to complain about?"
- He's got a fondness for Oxy Cotton