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"Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?"
―Trying (and failing) to be funny.
Rush Hudson Limbaugh III, also known as Cocaine Rush, Blowdoll Rush, and Sean Hannity's Cum Suppository, is a god among Tea Partiers and racists. The man is completely and utter idolized by Fox News, where they used the lighting and makeup to make him look like a God. Rush also likes to get fucked by TJ, Dawah Man, Scoopy, Ben, AlphaOmegaSin, Razorfist, and God himself, all at once.


In the early days of DP, they did reenactments of his calls.

Things He Is

A despicable scumfuck, cuntheaded, cuntbucket, fucktarded, retarded, despicable, stupid, fatassed fattish fat, flushed faced, loudmouthed, disingenuous, delusional, shitty, nazi loving, smelly, demonic, aspie, faggy, fucky, ducky, shmucky, fugly, child pornographer, stumpy, balding, neo nazi, cuntlicking, dick sniffing, clumpy, gunky, shmootsey, semen licking, snooty, arrogant, greedy, wrinkly, hairy, grumpy, frumpy, asslicking, sucky sucky, gay, doofy, goofy, santorum-filled, cum-filled, and all-around not very nice pathetic excuse for a pathetic excuse for a pathetic excuse for a human being with a loose asshole for a mouth.

Things He Is Not

Entertaining, good looking, correct, reliable, interesting, valuable, decent, well-mannered, intelligent, reasonable, funny, cool, nice to listen to. 


  • "You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one."
  • "Exercise freaks are the ones putting stress on the health care system" "
  • "What is the Holocaust, 90 million Indians, only four million left? They all have Casinos, what's to complain about?"     


  • He's got a fondness for Oxy Cotton


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