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<poll> What do you think about the Drunken Recap? It's a faithful compliment to DP and just as entertaining. It's pretty decent Needs some improvement, but okay It's not Random Discussions It's garbage If I wanted to listen to teenagers talk about shit they don't know fuck about, I'd tune in to the Caiden Cowger show </poll> <poll> Who is the worst piece of shit? Bread Queen Theodore Shoebat Ryan Wiley Wild Bill John Cena Stephanie Manure The Vigilant Christian Anita Sarkeesian Bill O'Reilly </poll>
<poll> Which disease do you hope Brett Keane's Family dies of? AIDS Double AIDS Triple AIDS EbolAIDS ISISbola Ass Cancer AIDS Cancer I am a pussy and do not wish pestilence upon the House of Keane. </poll>
<poll> What is the best Brett Keane nickname? Bread Queen Butt King The Stallion Adolf Hitler's Little Helper </poll>
<poll> Who is the greatest host of Drunken Peasants? Ben TJ Scotty Scotty Cena </poll>
<poll> If you were trapped on a desert island and could have an unlimited supply of one substance to use for nourishment, what would it be? Bananas Pan Eggs Gail's love </poll> Results: 32.77% of voters selected "Gail's love" as the winning answer, narrowly beating "Eggs" by only 2 votes.
43.96% of voters selected "Atheism-Is-Unstoppable" as the winning answer by a sizable margin, with "Vegan Gains" and "Jenny McDermott" coming 2nd and 3rd respectively.
60.54% of voters selected "Canada" as the winning answer.