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"They should be stoned to death!"
—Pastor Steven L. Anderson
Pastor Steven L. Anderson is the wannabe Hitler ripoff of the baptist church. He is known for his extreme views on faggots and transgendered individuals, going as far as to say that they are "reprobates" who should literally be stoned to death. He is an avid holocaust denier, and also has said that gays come from God-rejecting reprobates who in turn become gay.
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On Drunken Peasants

He has appeared in several episodes of the Drunken Peasants. His first appearance was on episode 60 where he advocated for killing homos as a way to cure AIDS.

But his most infamous appearance was on episode 118, where he said that Caitlyn Jenner should die. Now it's normal to wish death upon the Kardashians, but it was for entirely different reasons.

He also appeared in episode 130 where he denied the official story of The Holocaust and exposed himself as a Word Slave.

He later appeared in episode 204 where he talked about women's rights and the Bible.

"Hard Preaching"

Pastor Steven Anderson believes in hard preaching, which is preaching the parts of the Bible, which are seen as "offensive" or "not applicable these days" by some. However, Anderson likes to go too far with it and starts bringing up irrelevant topics or saying irrelevant things about people and then claims it as "hard preaching".

Here are a few examples of what he calls "hard preaching".

  1. Bullying people for the way they look (and he knows they can't help it).
  2. Making false accusations about someone.
  3. Forcing a sexuality on someone (calling them a homosexual because they're an actor, appeal to women and teen girls or they "look effeminate").
  4. Ableism and use of the word "retard" to describe people.
  5. Wishing death on others.
  6. Using childish names like "faggot", "queer", "sissy", "retard" and "homo" to describe people.
  7. Generalizing people because of a minority. "All actors are sodomite faggots", "people who don't like me are homos".
  8. Attacking other preachers because they don't preach against homosexuality, abortion or other religions.
  9. Attacking other people's religions.
  10. Mocking people with disabilities such as Autism and Down's Syndrome.
  11. Wishing death on people.
  12. Contradicting himself.
  13. Playing victim whenever he gets confronted for being hateful.

Quotes

  • "If we kill all the gays we can get rid of AIDS by Christmas!"[1] - The great pro-life activist at work.
  • “And I’m going to tell you something. I hate Barack Obama. You say, well, you just mean you don’t like what he stands for. No, I hate the person. Oh, you mean you just don’t like his policies. No, I hate him," .. "Now, turn back to Psalm 58 and let me ask you this question. Why should Barack Obama melt like a snail? Why should Barack Obama die like the untimely birth of a woman? Why should his children be fatherless and his wife a widow, as we read in this passage? Well, I will tell you why. Because, since Barack Obama thinks it is OK to use a salty solution, right, to abort the unborn, because that’s how abortions are done, my friend, using salt - and I would like to see Barack Obama melt like a snail tonight. And you’re going to tell me that I’m supposed to pray for the socialist devil murderer infanticide who wants to see young children and he wants to see babies killed through abortion, you’re gonna tell me I’m supposed to pray for God to give him a good lunch tomorrow when he’s in Phoenix, Arizona. Nope, I’m not gonna pray for his good. I’m going to pray that he dies and goes to Hell … When I go to bed tonight, Stephen J. Anderson is going to pray for Barack Obama to die and go to Hell.” [2]
  • "I believe that every homosexual in the world is a deviant, is evil, and is a predator that is out to recruit others through molestation, through rape. It's in the news." [3]
  • "You want to know who the biggest hypocrite in the world is? The biggest hypocrite in the world is the person who believes in the death penalty for murderers and not for homosexuals. Hypocrite. The same God who instituted the death penalty for murderers is the same God who instituted the death penalty for rapists and for homosexuals - sodomites, queers! That's what it was instituted for, okay? That's God, he hasn't changed. Oh, God doesn't feel that way in the New Testament ... God never "felt" anything about it, he commanded it and said they should be taken out and killed." [4] - Pastor Anderson not understanding how hypocrisy works.
  • "We're in this store, and I see this poster of what I thought was a girl with bangs...it was a big giant poster and it said 'Justin Bieber', and I'm like 'Justin?' . I could have sworn this was a girl with lipstick on, I mean, it looked like a girl... then there was another poster right next to it where this thing looked a little more male." [5]
  • “No homos will ever be allowed in this church as long as I’m the pastor here… Never!” [6]
  • "All homos are pedophiles, there, I said it, they're all pedophiles." [6]
  • "I'm not for any kind of socialism!" [7]
  • "I mean is that guy, at the Wailing Wall going *makes strange sound* praying to the Lord according to the Bible? He doesn't have the Son, he doesn't have the Father. So, he can go like this *rocks back and forth, mocking Jews and people who have disabilities* like an Autistic person, all day long and you know what? He's gonna burn in Hell, he hates the Lord".
  • "So called Brother Nathanael on YouTube, he talked about how he would pray that for 3 or 4 hours at a time. Like he's autistic, like he's rain man. He's just like, "Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, the sinner. Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, the sinner. Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me ... " You're nuts. You know what? You're no different than those people that go to that stupid wall and do the, "Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Where are my beads? My beads. Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, the sinner. Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, the sinner. 5 more hours to go. Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, the sinner. Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, the sinner." You're a pagan fool. God never told you to do that. [inaudible 00:32:47] worship Him in spirit and in truth. You're supposed to talk to God like Moses talked to God, as a man speaks to his friend. That's what the bible said."[8]
  • "But look, what happens when you're listening to the music of Elton John? What are you doing? Taking pleasure in some pervert. What happens when you watch The Lion King with your children? They're having being sung to sleep by a pervert, by a pedophile, Elton John. Think about it. Now all of a sudden it's like, "Oh man, that kind of preaching ... " That's hard preaching when we actually get specific and show what the Bible says, then we apply it."
  • "Okay, I'm judgmental. I'll drive down to the public school system and sit there and watch the kids come out of school. And I'm going to look at all those kids and decide that's not what I want my kids to turn out like. Ah, you said judgmental. Look, when your pants are hanging down, halfway down your body, that says something about who you are. That's not an unrighteous judgment for me to look at that and say I want my kid to pull up his pants like a big boy and not walking around looking like he has a dirty diaper or something because his pants are hanging down so far. You know that's what walks out of that school system. And a bunch of kids. And you know the sad thing is a lot of these boys coming out of the public school system, they're probably not even sodomites but they look like one."
  • "Again, we talk about men with their posters and their whatever they get into on the internet, but you know what? It's a two-way street with that too when women are idolizing these stupid faggoty actors. Right? Saying, "Oh, Brad Pitt, oh! Johnny Depp, oh! Tom Cruise, Oh! Justin Bieber, oh!" I just had to throw that in. "Keanu Reeves, oh. Leonardo DiCaprio, oh!" Shut up. These guys are a bunch of sodomite faggots. You're idolizing him for being so manly. He's an actor. He's acting manly because he's an actor. In real life he's a queer, he's a sodomite. He doesn't even like women."

Trivia

  • The Pastor somehow found a way to blame Death Metal for the recent terrorist attacks in France.
  • He believes that Obama deserves to die because of his support of women’s rights. [9]
  • He thinks transgenderism is sodomy.
  • He has demanded that women be the slave of men. [10]
  • On January 29, 2011, Steven L. Anderson admitted to staring at "giant" posters of a then-16-year-old Justin Bieber and has had a queer creepy obsession with Justin since, and is still obsessed with Justin as of June 22, 2015. [11]
  • He became a pastor after failing in his career as a Jack Shephard (Lost) lookalike. 
  • He constantly contradicts himself.
  • He's obsessed with how men need to stand up to piss against the wall. [12]
  • He has beaten his long-suffering Bible and pulpit.
  • He's pretty kick ass at Smash Bros.
  • Would catch a team of Magikarps, then claim that they are strong because of "God's power".
  • Is an enemy of Beliebers.
  • Claims men are getting "effeminate".
  • Actually thinks Justin Bieber is a homosexual, because Justin was late to hitting puberty.[13]
  • Claims Keanu Reeves and Leonardo DiCaprio acted in "sodomite porn", but has no proof.
  • Thinks all actors that women "idolize" are "sodomite faggots" who "don't even like women" including: Leonardo DiCaprio, Keanu Reeves, Justin Bieber (who is actually a singer, not an actor), Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp.[14]
  • Thinks boybands are "queer effeminate sissies" because "they don't sing with loud voices". (Obviously, he has never heard One Direction, 5 Seconds of Summer and Backstreet Boys)
  • Claims Elvis's daughter did a horrible thing by dating Michael Jackson, because MJ apparently "has no hair on his legs".
  • Thinks teenage boys who hit puberty later than usual are "queer".[15]
  • Claims he's "not crazy" for believing in The Bible (which is full of unbelievable and impossible things), but going to school is "crazy"...
  • He claims the "Bible is reality," also, he can't handle logic.
  • Claims to have thrown his TV out "over a decade ago", but seems to know the existence of shows like Hannah Montanna, Everybody Hates Chris and Dexter.
  • Claims Atheists have "poor logic"[16]
  • Believes Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus are promoting "Blasphemy, Bible Burning and Sodomy", but like his stupid God's existence, he provides no proof.
  • Says adults who play video games are "childish" and "juvenile", but adults who believe in fairy tales and have imaginary friends are mature and grown up.
  • Knows what a Goomba is, but hasn't played Super Mario Bros since he was a kid.
  • Should work for TMZ, as he has a really good 'Gaydar', and can "out" any celebrity with just one look.
  • Is supported by The Vigilant Christian.
  • Claims to not care about celebrities, but sure knows a LOT of celebrities and knows if they are gay or not, he even outs some himself.[17]
  • Has made Ableist comments during his sermons.
  • Mocked people who have Autism in two of his sermons.
  • Thinks all Autistic people rock back and forth.
  • He is part of the King James only shit.
  • For all we know, he could be a closet sodomite.
  • Ironically, he hates the Westboro Baptist Church and calls them "inbred hillbilly freaks" (which they are).
  • He calls emo/scene people satanists.
  • He looks like a chimp.
  • He's the true definition of a Bible Beater and Bible Basher.
  • Seems VERY interested in Justin Bieber and his supposed sexuality.[18]
  • Fantasizes over Justin Bieber being homosexual.[19]
  • Says Prince is in a fictional place underground, due to the fact he was a Jehova's Witness and "looked effeminate".
  • Lied that Prince had AIDS, when he really died due to an overdose.
  • Blatantly ignores the fact that Michael Jackson had a skin disease, by claiming he bleached his skin to "look white".
  • Ironically called Michael Jackson and Elton John pedophiles.
  • Whines that Christians are being portrayed as "sissies" on TV, but he believes articles like this.
  • Unsurprisingly he attacked the Pokémon GO trend (let's face it, he was going to talk about it one day) and claims Pokémon is "demonic", he also called people who play Pokémon GO "basement dwellers".
  • He's often triggered.

Gallery

References

  1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Sixv7uQOM#t=0m49s
  2. https://archive.is/JpKke
  3. https://archive.is/BOoa1
  4. https://archive.is/BOoa1
  5. https://youtu.be/3VsoX_alNVk
  6. 6.0 6.1 https://youtu.be/m0zHOfA3kQ4
  7. Episode 130
  8. https://youtu.be/x07ys_NmNeA?t=31m59s
  9. https://archive.is/JpKke
  10. https://youtu.be/5b1E1jvWGUs
  11. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLd8CTyprNb8b_633nQBffGOMe63lORT-Y
  12. https://youtu.be/qo3o4nfiG7A
  13. https://youtu.be/GjTKst6UHOI
  14. https://youtu.be/GjTKst6UHOI
  15. https://youtu.be/GjTKst6UHOI
  16. https://youtu.be/2moqXN1xCxg
  17. https://youtu.be/GjTKst6UHOI
  18. https://youtu.be/GjTKst6UHOI
  19. https://youtu.be/GjTKst6UHOI

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