- "Notice Me Senpai, notice meeeeeeee."
- —Onyx in bed.
Onyx the Fortuitous is a sexy satanist and gamer.
Onyx was born during the Winter Solstice festival, year unknown.
A video of Onyx at E3 went viral because of his amazing mannerisms.
- Satan's pretty cool.
- He didn't take Mrs. Pemberton's mail.
- He is actually Sargon of Akkad.