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Mormonism is basically the Christian version of Scientology.

History

Some Christian guy decided he wasn't getting enough pussy, so he wrote a book full of insane shit and claimed that it was another testament of Jesus Christ.

Basically God turned everyone he hated or was so-so about him into every other race besides the pure and noble whites. Jesus came to America to freak the fuck out of Mayans and fuck many wives, ergo polygamy is awesome. Also no cussing, premarital sex, homosexuality, masturbation, alcohol, caffeine or pan; a total party religion, obviously.

This is also the religion that spawned Laci Green, I rest my case.

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All you need to know about Mormonism.

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