"The whole kind of post-World War I settlement that formed the modern Middle East is in danger of collapsing, and we can - we, the United States, you know, the preeminent power in the world - we can say that we want to ignore that, but how long can we avert our gaze? And how long can we stay out?"
The Middle East is a region in Asia and Africa about like 204 miles away from America. The Middle East is where the religions of Iswrong, Christianity, and Judaism started ripped off Zoroastrianism. Sand negroes inhabit these lands. The capital of the Middle East is actually called Islamisbad, so it seems even those stupid fuckers know deep down that they're shitty people.
List of Middle Eastern Countries
United Arab Emirates
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Scotty has visited the Middle East when he joined the religion of Iswrong.
Imagine Wolfenstein: The New Order but with no cool new technology and ragheads instead of Nazis.
It is believed that Harrison Ford is the almighty leader of the Middle East, and that his decision of killing Han Solo was the first step to bringing Sharia Law to all the Western nations.
Bush Did 9/11 without getting 9/11's consent first, therefore it's rape
Many countries in the middle east are theocracies, once again proving that if religion was ingrained into government, it will totally work out.