- "The Drunken Peasants could use a pan shirt."
- —TJ's sudden idea on episode 15 that sparked an entire line of awesome DP-based clothing.
- "Moichendising! Moichendising! Where the real money is made!"
- —Mel Brooks, DP's financial advisor.
The Drunken Peasants' Merchandise
is a series of official DP products (mostly shirts) that have been released by the Drunken Peasants
. You should go buy them, even if you hate them.
Shirts and Hoodies
The original DP "Smoke Pan Everyday" T-shirt.
The "Smoke Pan Everyday" Hoodie.
(Please feel free to add your own submissions here.)
Even Video Game Characters love DP. So buy a fucking shirt.
The peasants in England
with a fan who owns the shirt.
A beautiful fan with a beautiful shirt