"We need to send Barack Obama back to Chicago. I'd like to send him back to Kenya, back to Indonesia. We have to unmask this man. This is a man that seeks to destroy all concept of God. And I will tell you what, this is classical Marxist philosophy."
—Rafael Cruz
Kenya is a nation in east-central Apefrica. It is the birthplace of Barack Obama, Richard Dawkins, Kenyanism, and G Man's highly intelligent ancestors. The capital is Panrobi. The primary export of Kenya is banana fruit; the leading import is pan. Islam is the national religion of Kenya. It is closely allied with the United States in its tension with Canada. It was formerly owned by the United Kingdom.

Kenyan 9/11

Just like France, Kenya recently attempted to have its own 9/11-esque celebration. Due to the assistance of Kenyanist forces, it was more successful than its French analog, but it fell short of the real thing.


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