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"I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm. So when I get to Washington, I’ll know how to cut pork."
—Her campaign pitch

Joni Ernst is a Republican senator from Iowa, a former soldier, proud pig-castrator, and all-around folksy bitch who won Iowa's senatorial election in 2012, and is running for reelection in 2020.


Joni appeared in episode 117 of the Drunken Peasants Podcast in a CNN news story where she "attacked" Hillary Clinton because she believed she should be more focused on the economy and security of the nation and that it's not enough to be a woman, trying her best to sound like she knows what the fuck she's talking about.

Unsurprisingly, she is incompetent as fuck.

Jaclyn Glenn mentioned her when she was a guest on the show once, commenting on one of the many fucked up ads Ernst made for her senatorial (unfortunately) successful election run in 2012.

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