- " I aint got time to bleed."
- — After getting attacked by a Predator.
- "Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business. I live by the golden rule: Treat others as you'd want them to treat you. The religious right wants to tell people how to live."
- ―Jesse from an interview in Playboy magazine.[src]
Ventura is a Vietnam War veteran, having served in the Navy SEALs. Despite this, he hates the military and soldiers. We know this because a trustworthy hero who was never caught in a lie, Chris Kyle, said so. He once described the government of America as going down the route of fascism.
His military service was cut short after he was wounded by a shot from a Plasma Caster. Fortunately he survived the incident since he didn't have time to bleed.
- He ain't got time to bleed.
- He is currently living in an undisclosed location in mexico so drones can't find him
- He gained his balls after he stopped being a politician.
- He is one of few American politicians to have officially come out as an atheist.