" I aint got time to bleed."
— After getting attacked by a Predator.
"Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business. I live by the golden rule: Treat others as you'd want them to treat you. The religious right wants to tell people how to live."
―Jesse from an interview in Playboy magazine.[src]

Jesse Ventura (born James George Janos, July 15, 1951) is an American politician who was formerly a pro-wrestler, action movie star and the governor of Minnesota.


Ventura is a conspiracy theorist who believes what said by the government about 9/11 is not true. Despite this, TJ still prefers him over many other politicians.

Military Service

Ventura is a Vietnam War veteran, having served in the Navy SEALs. Despite this, he hates the military and soldiers. We know this because a trustworthy hero who was never caught in a lie, Chris Kyle, said so. He once described the government of America as going down the route of fascism.

His military service was cut short after he was wounded by a shot from a Plasma Caster. Fortunately he survived the incident since he didn't have time to bleed.





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