"Please clap."
—Jeb Bush
Jeb Bush is the fatter brother of former president George W. Bush and former governor of America's dick.


Jeb Bush is famous for being related to the Bush Dynasty and will attempt to become the third and hopefully last Bush president. Jeb Bush is extremely loved by the corporate backing of the Republican Party and may win the Republican Nomination if he can beat a Wisconsian and a Cuban.

Presidential Campaign

Another example of Jeb Bush's pussiness is that Jeb Bush has been seen as a possible candidate since 2012, however he has never stated any interest in the position since. It wasn't until 2014 that George had to explicitly say that his brother wanted to run and still Jeb was hesitant. It wasn't be until June 15, 2015 that he announced his "decision".

On February 20th, 2016, Jeb finally dropped out of the race, putting his failing campaign out of its misery.


  • Jeb Bush has no real opinions except for whatever will get him elected. A great trait to have, really.
  • Jeb Bush's real name is John but earned the name "Jeb" because George thought it was funny, and Jeb doesn't have the balls to tell anyone his real name isn't Jeb.
  • He can speak immigrant.

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