Jared "Kiddie-fiddler" Fogle is a corporate piss-stain who used to be a gigantic fuck who ate nothing but Subway sandwiches and water and lost a shit ton of weight. He became obscure until he fucked some underaged teens and was found possessing child pornography.
Jared has been covered on episode 142 where everyone concurred that Jared was the most unfuckable man alive.
- He got sentenced 15 years. He asked for 12.