- "Shamefur Dispray!"
- —Ancient Japanese proverb.
Some of the strangest commercials from the Stupid Ad Segment have originated from Japan, including one about an anthropomorphic dog who tries to sell a young child potato chips. TJ has suggested that America may have fucked Japan up a little too badly with the G-Bomb in World War 2 while commenting on Japanese advertisements.
In addition, TJ is known to on occasion do a stereotypical Japanese accent, most usually while reading ads during the Crazy Craigslist Ads.
- All weeaboos shall be shot. No exceptions.
- The Supreme Leader of Japan, Satoru Iwata, passed away on July 11th, 2015. Gail is opening a programming college run by the Church of Gail in his memory.
- The age of consent in Japan is 13, making it a popular tourist spot for Jared Fogle, Dusty, and The Beast.