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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick. This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit. I’ve had more fun playing with dog turds. Shredder’s my ass and Splinter’s my balls. This game is an inside-out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter. I’d rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum. I’d rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo’s anus. It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it’s a piece of shit… and I don’t like it."
—The Angry Video Game Nerd

James Rolfe is an American filmmaker, game reviewer, and prominent YouTuber. He is most well known for his ongoing internet series, The Angry Video Game Nerd. He has produced the series with his friend, Mike Matei, since 2004 and continues the series to present day.

On DP

He hasn't appeared on DP, but he should. Fans ask him on occasion and TJ has supported the idea.

Quotes

  • "What a shitload of fuck."
  • "This is worse than a piece of shit. It's a whole shit."
  • "I'd rather suck farts out of a dog's ass."
  • "Logic is for pussies."
  • "It's just a bunch of fuck, it's a pile of cunt, fuck shit fuck cunt. Fuck."
  • "Then they rent their clothes, and laded every man his ass." [1] - James quotes The Bible.

Trivia

  • He's better than Hitler.
  • He is friends with AlphaOmegaSin, as he has appeared on his channel several times..
  • 99.9% All of his jokes involve making up long curse words in ways you could never imagine.
  • He has a friendly rivalry with the Nostalgia Critic.
  • He has also spent a couple of videos tearing apart Bible games.[2] Though his criticism of them was based on how badly made they were, and how they didn't seem to actually have any reason to be based on bible games.

Gallery

References

  1. https://youtu.be/Kz0TOQ1BF-M?t=2m17s
  2. http://cinemassacre.com/2006/12/25/bible-games/

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