Jamaica is a Caribbean nation where people like to smoke weed, hang out, and rape lesbians to make them straight. It is known in popular culture as a very relaxed place. Jamaica is a very popular tourist destination, and nearly every Caribbean cruise stops at this beautiful island. Also, they rape lesbians to make them straight. It is considered a cannabis haven to all fans of Drunken Peasants.
This small nation of just under 3 million enjoys a very laid back lifestyle. The weather is comfortably warm all year, the beaches are safe and scenic, and they rape lesbians to make them straight.
- Patois is the most common language on the island, while English the language of the government.
- The Brits formerly colonized the island, but gave it up because they stopped caring.
- Smoking pan everyday is mandatory. Non-smokers are thrown off the island or correctively raped.
- Christianity is the largest religion on the island.
- They rape lesbians to make them straight.
- The former two pieces of trivia have zero correlation.
- Some Americans smuggle guns to Jamaica.