Italy is a primarily Catholic nation (not real Christianity according to expert theologians like G Man) in southern Europe. It is where pizza and pasta comes from, also the mob. In May 2015, the Drunken Peasants themselves visited the nation while on their Europe trip.

The pope has an enclave in the middle of the capital where he molests children with his fuckbuddies so he won't get in trouble with the Italian government.

During World War 2, they were allies with with Nazi Germany. At this time, Italy was under control by Benito Mussolini. Italians were fed up with this and he eventually got killed and had his corpse hung upside down in a square.


  • The languages spoken there are Italian, Slovenian and Hysterical Handwaving.
  • The people in the north are tall and white, and the people in the south are short and tan.


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