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"Join Islam, just do it! Western women are all whores!"
―Islam's anthem.[src]
Islam, also known as Third-wave Feminism, is the most violent, homophobic, sexist, and regressive progressive religion in existence and is the religion of the sand niggers. It has been led by Dawah Man, the founder of ISIS, since 2014. Islam kills about 50 billion infidels each year, yet the world is still not rid of the unfaithful assholes. Members include Osama Bin Laden, Ahmed Mohamed, and almost every terrorist group ever the most peaceful, progressive liberals ever.

History

Islam was founded by a pedophile who was in a cave making bombs when he heard an angel from Allah spoke to him while he was high on pan. He told him to invade any land he could (cause fuck you, that's why) and any atheist, homosexual, non-hijab wearing woman or infidel you find, you can either decapitate, torture, stone, rape, or extort money from; but be peaceful about it. So he did and he spread the religion of Islam to some shithole. After that, he married a child. Allah then published the Quran, also known as The Craan or The Crayon, the holiest book ever.

Today

Islam has about 1.5 billion members worldwide. It continues to be a dangerous ideology that lead to several terrorist groups and attacks like 9/11. Ironically many Christian and/or conservatives acknowledge its harmful doctrines, while some liberals defend it because of their white guilt or something.

Muslim Santa Claus

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This is Muslim Santa Claus, if you've been a naughty boy or girl he doesn't leave you coal, rather hydrogen explosives.

Trivia

  • Witty and clever folks refer to it as IsLame or Iswrong.
  • The Religion of Peas is also said to be the fastest growing religion, but we all know Jebbus is winning the Gawd Game.
  • Anyone who isn't a Muslim drinks their dad's sperm.
  • Muslim men look like their wives 99% of the time.
  • Their book the Qu'''''''''''''RAN is the most peaceful book of all time and anyone who says otherwise is a privileged racist.
  • Any criticism of the religion can be handwaved away by just calling that person "is-llama-phobic". It works every time, just ask Steve Shives.
  • They really fucking hate the French probably more than the English.
  • They dindu nuffin.
  • with in the koran there are talking trees ants rocks and food
  • Muhammed liked french kissing kids

Gallery

  • Sponge Akbarpants
  • The average muslim.
  • Modern day Muhammad

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