- "Water, fire, air, and dirt. Fucking magnets, how do they work? And I don't want to talk to a scientist, y'all motherfuckers lyin' and gettin' me pissed."
- —The greatest words ever spoken.
Magnetism is a property of motion studied in physics. It is caused by the interactions between electrons based on spin quantum numbers. The Drunken Peasants' lack of understanding of magnetism is undeniable proof of Christianity.