"I don't have facts to back this up."
—Cain admitting he doesn't know shit.
Herman Cain (born December 13, 1945) is yet another Uncle Tom conservative American trying to ruin his country. He proposed an repulsive economic plan in the form of his "9-9-9 Plan" which would create a 9% tax on business transactions, as well as a 9% personal income tax, and a 9% federal sales tax.[1] All this without thinking out the obvious repercussions. He also once quoted Pokemon: The Movie in one of his speeches.[2]

He was once a potential candidate for the presidency. Just think about that.


Videos of Herman Cain's dumb bullshit have been played on the show, and the peasants occasionally bring him up. An audio clip of Cain is present in the Main Theme.



"Each of us is chosen. There's a mission just for you. Just look inside, you'll be surprised. What you can do."
—Herman Cain's infamous quote of the Pokemon movie.
"If you don't have a job and you're not rich blame yourself!"
—Cain fails to say something of value.




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