G Man is quite famous for his airtight arguments against evolution and atheism.


His arguments include:

  • We've never seen a canine become a non-canine.
  • His prayer journal has a 100% prayer answer rate, all of which are answered by god in the form of Magic 8-Ball lines.
  • Atheism can't exist due to atheists having only themselves as their final authority which makes them their own god. (Seriously.)
  • God must be feeding all of the children in the world, thus starving children can not exist.
    • He meant starving Christian children, apparently.
  • All arguments can be won by declaring yourself the victor after getting kicked for being a cunt.

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