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"Why be an atheist? Why be an atheist? Why be an atheist when there's freaking awesome faiths?"
―His hit classic.
"Do not be deceived, God will not be mocked. God is not a nerd. God is a cool dude."
The Apostle Paul, according to Free Press Media.[src]
Andrew Bushard[1] (also known as The Why Be An Atheist Guy) is an autistic young Kenyanist from the all-American state of Texas. He runs a YouTube channel under the name Free Press Media where he sings immaculately crafted acappella songs about the benefits of religion.

On DP

List of Appearances

The peasants first reviewed one of his songs on Episode 55. While they claim to dislike his songs, the peasants have a secret love for his skill. They conceal their love because they feel that if he becomes well known, he will replace TJ Fucks Things as the most subscribed YouTuber of all time.

However, it has been claimed by many that his songs have been going downhill. Despite the inclusion of drums and a xylophone to his music, not one of the songs has been able to recreate the magic of his hit classic.

He made a second appearance in Episode 57.

Free Press Media reappeared in Episode 92 and amazed the peasants with his xylophone skills. He has not appeared since as he has only uploaded one new song to his YouTube channel recently. [2]

He appeared over a hundred episodes later on Episode 198 asking people to donate to his Patreon campaign so he can make new music videos. We aren't fucking with you, he requested $15,000 dollars.

On Episode 209 he appeared on the show announcing his book about his sexually adventure with him and Anita Sarkeesian.

Why Be An Atheist?

"If you combined Justin Bieber, They Might Be Giants, and Bad Religion, you would have Andrew Bushard!"
―Free Press Media describes his music.[src]
Why Be an Atheist? (real video name No the Atheists, Yes to #Hindu #Pagan #Buddhist #Taoist) is FPM's opus. Episode 55 is named after the song.

It is sung in acappella form. The Drunken Peasants note that it is the only FPM song that has any melody.

The song was labeled Greatest Musical Work of the Modern Era by everybody (except for retards) in the world. It has been at the top of every music chart everywhere since the Big Bang.

Lyrics

No to Atheists, Yes to -Hindu -Pagan -Buddhist -Taoist00:54

No to Atheists, Yes to -Hindu -Pagan -Buddhist -Taoist

The classic.

Why be an atheist?

Why be an atheist?

Why be an atheist when there's freaking awesome faiths?

You could be deist

You could be Unitarian

You could be Quaker

You could be Daoist

You could be Buddhist

You could be Hindu

You could be Pagan

Why be an atheist?

Why be an atheist?

Why be an atheist when there's freaking awesome faiths?

You could be something better than atheist

So why be an atheist?

Why be an atheist?

Why be an atheist when there's freaking awesome faiths?

The Seduction of Anita Sarkeesian

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"18+: A babe named Anita Sarkeesian crusades to purify video games. But she discovers a maverick named Frelsun who is also discovering her. Frelsun thinks she is hot and stylish. Frelsun challenges Antia's world view in ways she never imagined. He entices her yet she feels conflicted. Will Frelsun succeed in his quest to seduce Anita and to transform her into a maverick? "
—Description.[[src]]
The Se'duction' of Anita Sarkeesian is a book written by this guy. It's an erotic novel focusing on the sexual tension between the babe Anita and a maverick named Frelsun. It's apparently a romantic comedy containing BDSM. It is written from Anita's perspective.
"To use a crude pop culture phrase, feminist theory gives me an orgasm of the soul. In fact, feminist theory even gives me an orgasm of the vagina."
—Excerpt from the book, no joke

Trivia

  • He also has an obsession with Jaclyn Glenn, probably for the same unholy reasons as Ryan Wiley.
  • He has expressed his support for the Westboro Baptist Church[3], despite being a liberal Christian.
  • He has admitted he has autism much to the shock of no one.
  • He has claimed that the cure for atheism is coconut butter. [4]
  • He pronounces euphoria as E-euphoria.
  • He has written a song denouncing Jonathan Edwards. [5]
  • He thinks Justin Bieber is better than Richard Dawkins as Justin has a six-pack. [6]
  • On Episode 202, it was revealed that he has a obsession with Anita Sarkeesian, he wrote an erotic novel called "The Seduction of Anita Sarkeesian." On episode 209, it was revealed that he has written several books, another which has to do with seducing Anita... again.
  • He is open to singing songs about submissive women.
  • according to Ben, he is nasty in bed. How Ben came across this information is unknown (one can only assume the worst).
  • He has an awkward smile.
  • Megan Phelps-Roper has understandably Blocked him on twitter and he is pissed about it.

Links

References

  1. https://archive.is/1Wali
  2. https://archive.is/Rf0yl
  3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ses2Gws5A
  4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZkKjJVThZU
  5. https://archive.is/o7UII
  6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGarn42O4gg

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