It is home to a lot of crazy people who have been played on the show, like Gail Chord Schuler and Wild Bill. Florida once had a chance at legalizing medicinal pan, but even though the majority voted yes, the vote didn't pass. The moral of the story is that Florida is a shithole.
- If Ohio is the armpit of America, Florida would be the cock and balls.
- The only good thing about global warming is that the rising sea levels will eventually cover all of Florida, finally making America great again.