- "We kicked Russia's ass."
- —Common Finnish Saying
Finland is a country in Europe that kicked both Germany's and the Soviet Union's ass during World War 2. Born after World War 1, Finland pretty much did jack shit until 1939 when Russia invaded. The Finnish then promptly beat the ever-loving shit out of the Red Army, forcing them to the negotiation table. After signing a treaty with the Russians, the Finnish then proceeded to declare war on their then German allies, forcing them out of Finland and retaining its independence from the Third Reich.
Not much else happened after that other than that they join the Jewrapeon Union.
- Every single person that lives there hates Sweden.
- For some reason it's considered the "Promised Land of Heavy Metal".
- At least they used this to win the Eurovision.