- Bieber turns himself in.
- The supposed blueprints to Noah's Ark.
- Children not allowed to eat lunch.
- Atlanta Freaks out over 2 inches of snow (not found)
- JB Turns Himself In
- Meatloaf Defends JB
- Meatloaf and Megan Kelly (not found)
- Blueprints For Noah's Ark Found
- Kids Get Their Lunches Taken Away
Start of the Show
They covered how pussies in Atlanta are scared of two inches of snow. They discussed JB's turning himself to the Illuminati and Meatloaf defending him. Some crazy scientist found the blueprints to Noah's Ark.