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Episode 76 is an episode of Drunken Peasants. The episode was largely comprised of an intense "debate" between G Man and JF Gariepy.

The Drunken Peasants arranged to have Gariepy, a God-hating scientist, be intellectually slaughtered by G Man live on air. Both parties were given a chance to make initial statements, followed by a cross-examination, and finally a conclusion.

The Debate

Being a neuroscientist, JF talked about evolution and how much he hates God. He pulled a bunch of nonsense evidence out of nowhere, like fossil records, vestigial structures, homologous structures, DNA sequencing, phylogeny, experimental data, and the likes. He also talked about abiogenesis. In summary, he hates Jesus and (because he's French) probably 'Murica too.

G Man's Corn Soliloquy

Fresh-corn-on-the-cob

Checkmate, mate.

G Man asked JF to show him an example of one "kind" of animal becoming another "kind". When asked to clarify this statement, he didn't need to because God. G Man asked JF if he was related to corn. Humiliated, JF immediately converted to Christianity.

G Man insisted that science is based on faith. He said it in a very disparaging manner, which is odd because faith is a core tenet of his personal philosophy.

Results

G Man, with mountains of evidence and God on his side, won by a landslide. Okay, JF really won, because G Man is incapable of making a coherent argument.

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