"Pat Robertson advocates children putting Satan's testicles in their mouth."
Episode 44 is an episode of Drunken Peasants.


Start of the Show

The show begins with TJ rocking back and forth while holding Scotty Cena before his plastic surgery. They take the time to do some shilling. They mention the new intro made by the eventual traitor, DaveCreator.

They moved into a video by Sir Lazlo The Great in which Scotty comes out as a gay Christian and gets fucked by Judge Dredd. The peasants commented it was a slow news day and that a headline story was that the Carlton dance was back.


They moved into a video of Pat Robertson on his show telling a mother that Halloween is a festival for demonic spirits. He compared goblins to jack-o-lanterns and TJ claimed that carving a pumpkin is symbolic of sucking Satan's cock. They played a video of Mike Huckabee having a toddler tantrum and threatening to leave the Republican party. They talk about the disagreements among the party and how Obama has border policies akin to a conservative. TJ points out the hypocrisy of the GOP only wanting rights for their ideal American, despite always touting freedom.

They played a video by G Man talking to some cuck about how atheists want everyone to stop believing in God. They briefly digress into how VenomFangX was ran off of YouTube because he got exposed by Thunderf00t. They return a video and unfortunately True Empiricism shows up in the shadow, talking like he's eating a fucking donut. VenomFang gives his take and debates with G Man's random nobody friend.

Middle of the Show


Ben talks about the recent Family Guy-Simpsons crossover and transitions into The Vigilant Christian claiming the whole special is the work of the Illuminati. He talks about clips completely different from the topic at hand and takes forever to get an entertaining story. TVC shows a picture where Homer has a nice ass. Ben comments that Peter's chin looks like balls as always.

They played a video by Sean Hannity talking about Ebola and how he wants to take every precaution possible to prevent it spread, like some pansy liberals on MSNBC. Looking back, the video is even more ridiculous because we all know how the Ebola scare turned out. TJ talks about how America is a huge nation of pussies. Ben said it seemed kind of weird these two white guys would be interested in keeping black people away. This was also the debut of ISISBola.

End of the Show


Neighbour Wilson asks DP a question.

They played a video by Hen Spam about "so-called same-sex marriage." The peasants concluded that he was a cunt and ended the video quickly. They played a video of some guy pranking the police with a magic trick by making weed disappear. They played a stupid Burger King ad and a few others, serving as sort of a precursor for the segment. They moved into some viewer questions. Egghead was among the fans.


Ben: "Forty years of wet dreams."
TJ: "Doesn't sound too bad..."
— Ben and TJ on aging in the Bible.
"Holy shit! My dick is hanging out! How long has this been going on?"


  • They had a side conversation about candy corn.
  • Pat Robertson once ran for president. Let that keep you up at night.
  • TJ hopes recent tensions in the GOP will cause a fracture.
  • Ben finds "God-fearing" to be a stupid term.
  • TJ claims that doing a video against VenomFangX was the atheist training wheels. TJ later called him a shadow of his former self.
  • A fan claimed TJ was acting docile throughout the episode.
  • TVC can't pronounce Simpsons properly.
  • TJ has put a gas nozzle up his ass before.
  • Keep in mind when viewing, this video was during a time when the Ebola craze was in full force.

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