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"Maybe if I wear my wife's underwear and twerk in front of the camera..."
―Ben gives Tim a suggestion if he gets low views.[src]
Episode 37 is an episode of Drunken Peasants. It features the first appearance of Tim Black aka Tim the Bartender.

Highlights

Start of the Show

The show began with introducing Paul to the audience and they then proceeded to bring Tim Black on the show. Tim was revealed to now be on friendly terms with the show and thanked the peasants for featuring him. They discussed Tim and TJ's feud as well as Tim's corduroy fetish. They also discussed Tim's channel and the tribulations of running a news channel.

Next up the peasants debated if it made more sense to fuck a dog or fuck a raft. Paul jokingly suggested it would be pleasant to fuck a poodle wearing corduroys. TJ and Ben encourage the fans to be respectful to Tim and not attack his videos. Tim reveals that many of his videos against TJ were meant to be to entertain the viewers.

Then the peasants covered another video about good old American police brutality. The peasants mock the media's constant defense of police racism and refusal to recognize the problem in southern communities.

They go into a bit of discussion about the Ferguson riots and diversity in the police force. Tim and the peasants agree that it's important to separate the protesters from the looters, and continue their critique of the Ferguson police force.

After that story, they talked about G Man's beef with Tim and offered a debate. Tim tries to extend the olive branch and they discuss G Man's support of biblical slavery. This led into the "Draw Ugly Paul" contest. Featuring a plethora of flattering pictures of our very own Paul's Ego. Many of the entries can be been below. When the winner is decided, Paul requests the next art contest be Tim Black making sweet love to TJ. The peasants tried to call G Man but failed horribly, Tim suggesting G Man might be busy panhandling.

Middle of the Show

Ben then plays a video of a shirtless Gorilla199 challenging TJ to a steel-cage wrestling match. The peasants go on a tangent about how shitty the Live Chat and comment section is and Tim braces himself for the haters. Since Scotty was not present, the chatroom ran rampant. They return to the video and Gorilla199 talks about why he won't come on the podcast. Gorilla199 compare his physical prowess to Chuck Norris and demands his time in the ring with TJ. TJ then challenges Gorilla199 to a decapitation match.

Next up was a news story about some guy who asked Siri where to hide the body after a murder and the peasants had a jolly good laugh. Tim suggests a good way to impress your father-in-law is with fellatio. Tim and TJ begin to find common ground and Paul imagines them as lovers. They then quickly pimp out the DP Pan shirt.

They next went into a video about some race car driver who got hit on the track and some bitch thought it was the greatest thing since The Holocaust. The peasants go on a tangent about sportsball and how fucking hardcore hockey is. TJ decides the video isn't worth digging into any further.

They then discussed the death of Robin Williams and Tim's controversial video. Tim clarifies that the death of celebrities often overshadows the death of others like Michael Brown, and that his video was an attempt to bring that to light. The peasants then sexualize PaulsEgo and compare the public response of the death of Robin Williams with that of Michael Jackson. Stefan Molyneux is brought up for the first time here by Tim Black. They then played a video about Williams' suicide, in which some shitty news anchor calls him a coward. TJ suggests they lighten the mood.

Next up was a Vigilant Christian video about TVC taking on his trolls. The peasants introduce Tim to the crazy mind of Mario and Paul calls his video cliche and predictable. This part of the podcast was later turned into an animated video. They then took a short break.

End of the Show

The peasants return and Ben call back Paul and Tim. They than went into the good old Q&A Segment. TJ discusses how he started smoking pan with Holly. Ben talks about his worst high ever. Paul gives a story about his best high ever and Tim reveals he was fan of weed in his youth. Then a wild Egghead appears and asks DP what the worst movie ever created was. TJ answered Manos: The Hands of Fate and the group agrees.The next question was about why DP doesn't often criticize Mormons, and the peasants respond that most religions are equally bullshit. Tim reveals his Christian background and the peasants go into a discussion about religion.

The next question was who DP thinks would be the next big DP antagonist, and TJ suggests that it be Ben. The peasants go into a tangent about how G Man can't rap for shit, but he produces good beats. The closing question was the stupidest things each of the peasants have ever said on YouTube. TJ suggests that Ben's was his drunken ramblings during the G Man vs. Dusty debate. TJ thought his was insulting soccer, which lost him 2,000 subscribers. Tim said his was calling TJ a "heterophobe"

The show comes to the close and Paul, Tim, and the peasants leave the show on good terms.

Trivia

  • Ben suspects TJ is always rocking back and forth because he's on the crack.
  • The Live Chat finds Tim very attractive.
  • Tim offers to debate G Man. Although this never came to fruition.
  • Paul looks like a bull frog.
  • Paul's nipples lactate blood.
  • Paul has one eye higher than the other. Something he has tried to ignore for years
  • Ben claims Paul lives in a dirt shack in California.
  • The peasants conclude G Man is stupid, but still a nice guy.
  • TJ discusses his planned sequel to BananaGate. TJ also suggests Tim shove a pineapple up his ass.
  • Tim Black finally gives DP their black cards back.
  • Tim looks like Captain Spaulding.
  • TJ isn't afraid of Chuck Norris because he's an old fuck.
  • Paul's Ego would pay to get a shot at Gorilla199.
  • If you don't wear the DP Pan Shirt, you aren't cool.
  • Ben's charisma attracts fans like flies to honey.
  • Tim was raised as a Jehovah's Witness.[1]
  • G Man raps like John Cena.
  • TJ is the amazing anal-yst. Get it? Because his analyzes your asshole!

Quotes

"We'll see YOU at Summer Slam!"
―Ben challenges Tim to a wrestling match.
"Here's Paul bathing in Lake Erie infecting the town of Toledo, Ohio with his nasty algae swamp taint. "
―Ben narrates a piece of fan art.
"I have a question about the fan art: why does everyone make me look like a motherfucking bull frog?"
―Paul's response to the "Ugly Paul" art contest.
"Smoke Pan Everyday!"
―Tim embraces DP.
"I picture Paul in a corset with some thigh-high fishnet stock and platform shoes..."
―Ben reveals his dark fantasies about Paul.

Gallery

  • From the "Ugly Paul" drawing contest.
  • Paul as a transwoman.
  • From the "Ugly Paul" drawing contest.
  • The winner of the "Draw Paul" contest.
  • Swamp Taint
  • Paul's down with the clown
  • More Swamp Taint
  • Paul and the banana.
  • Paul tries to do BananaGate
  • Paul getting baked.

References

  1. https://youtu.be/Sn0ZrMxpEdI?t=2h29m
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