The gimmick is that all the in-game characters are based on people in the ԀP Universe such as: The peasants themselves, G Man, Brett Keane, Ryan Wiley, Scotty Cena and more. TJ does commentary as Lance Sloane and Scotty takes on the role of Dick Sloane.
- Devon Tracey
- Scotty Cena
- The Vigilant Christian (The Canadian Christian)
- John Cena
- Ryan Wiley (Ryan Whiny)
- Wild Bill
- TJ - Beat The Boss
- Scotty - Mega Man 3 Metal Theme
- Ben - Unknown
- G Man - G man's Rap Attack
- Brett Keane - The Brett Keane Song
- Devon Tracey - Unknown
- Ryan Wiley - Unknown
- The Vigilant Christian - Unknown
- Paul's Ego - Hope is both a Curse and a Verse
- Wild Bill - Unknown
- The depictions of these characters are non-canonical, as in real life Brett Keane can't adjust a fucking webcam, nevermind put the energy into throwing a punch.
- The Vigilant Christian wears assless chaps while wrestling.
- Brett Keane wears a wife-beater while wrestling for obvious reasons.
- Paul currently owns the United States title.
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiXyTMvuyLk
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