- "The beauty of me is that I'm rich."
- —Donald Trump
Donald "Based God" Jesus Trump is a contending nationalist, anti-intellectual "conservative" candidate for the 2016 Presidential Election. While inexperienced, he would make a better president than Hitlery or most of the Republican fucks. The Republican Party is divided on their opinion of him due to him unfavorability among liberals and conservatives alike and his popularity among a large amount of Americans.
He is also now the president elect of the United states after defeating Hillary Clinton in the 2016 Presidential election.
Although he is a billionaire, he inherited most of his shit (including the position in his company) and none of the money he makes is earned thanks to any actual talent or concrete creation of his, nor he had to suck anyone's dick to get there. In short: he's a spoiled overgrown crusty child with a gigantic ego. And a radioactive orange head parasite.
On Drunken Peasants
Donald Trump has been mentioned many times due to his run to become the president of the United States.
- "When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people.”
- "Part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich." 
- "All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected." 
- "Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, 'You're fired!'" 
- "Obama does not like the issue of where he was born." 
- "A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job." 
- "People might not think that, but the Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal." 
- "I love the poorly educated!"
- "I don't know. All I know is what's on the internet."
- "It has not been easy for me. I started off in Brooklyn, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."
- "You're fired."
- "As the great Donald Trump said, 'You're fired.'" - Scotty
- He's going to make this country great again.
- He hates John McCain because he was a POW, but loves war heroes.
- He has doxxed Lindsey Graham. 
- He likes to sue people when he gets the chance.
- He loves China.
- Brett Keane supports him. That's all you need to know.
- Both Trump and Justin Bieber seem to get Libtards triggered.