Cuba is a communistsocialist, leftist, liberal, "progressive", fascist island nation full of dirty Mexicans whose ancestors came from Europe. They always be trying to come here and set up their communist/nazi Obama camps but good, clean, white Americans stop 'em. They also have good cigars, bananas, and pan. The capital is Hapana. They apparently have a vaccine for lung-cancer, which proves that they are far superior to the United States and that Communism was right all along.

On the 25th of November, 2016, Fidel Castro peacefully passed away, unlike his countless victims.



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