- "There used to be a man on every corner, and he would yell at you how much gas cost!"
- —Ben imitating the crazy black guy talking about the robot takeover.
It featured "debates" between conservatives and liberals. On the conservative side was S.E. Cupp, who reportedly sucked over 9,000 dicks for the job, and professional scumfuck Newt Gingrich. The liberal side featured some black guy named Van Jones who thought robots were taking over all of society. It was a regular feature early on DP before it was cancelled.