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"There's no job like a blowjob!"
—Cody reflecting on his time working with TJ
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Cody Weber aka The Lesbian Thespian was TJ's former director, business partner, lesbian sex partner, and a professional leech. He was TJ's right-hand man on his his main channel from 2010 to 2011 and even directed TJ's very own documentary film, Amazing. Cody has impressive photography skills and directing skills, although he sadly uses those skills for evil instead of making full use of his talents.

Description

Cody now spends his time happily unmarried to his sexy as fuck girlfriend, Caitlyn Jenner.

His recent activity has do with giving college lectures, and working on a photography project called Forgotten Iowa. He is infamous in his hometown and pretty much all of Iowa.

History

Cody decided to go on vacation somewhere instead of directing TJ's videos, and TJ told him not to come back to his house ever again due to his inactivity. It is rumored at that moment in time, the One Ring in the LOTR's universe was simultaneously destroyed. Cody is brought up a lot by the fans. He also has his own YouTube channel, but really, who gives a fuck?

After being demanded by fans of what happened between Cody and TJ, TJ revealed that he was helping Cody with his "Anal Horizons". Cody wished to be able to take an elephants penis in his ass. He "tragically" died when he tried taking a rhinoceros penis and TJ left his corpse dangling on the rhinoceros penis. 

On Drunken Peasants

In Episode 101, TJ said that people used to send him erotic fanfiction between him and Cody.

Cody was mentioned in Episode 115 when a commentator claimed that TJ would eventually "go the way of Cody" after being used by Ben.

The hosts played a video by Cody in Episode 139 and discussed the strange fact that he died after making a video about how he's not dead.

On episode 221 post show, TJ shared an amusing story about Cody ordering biscuits and gravy from a McDonalds while stoned.

His Many Deaths

  • Cody died so that Stardust may live.
  • Cody Weber died in a surprise Nukakke attack by Jesuit clones of Brent Spiner and Vladamir Putin.
  • Cody got flogged to death by Shamans.
  • Cody attempted to stuff the dwarf planet Ceres into his rectum. Unfortunately he was not ready, leading to his rectum exploding in a million fleshy pieces.
  • Cody Weber drank bleach by mistake, believing it was his Dad's sperm.
  • Cody watched Left Behind and castrated and shot himself as a result.
  • Cody Weber fell into his own rape dungeon and starved to death.
  • Cody Weber was killed by a horde of weeaboos for insulting anime.
  • Cody Weber was killed in a meth lab explosion.
  • Cody Weber died when Tommy Sotomayor killed him for insulting his garage.
  • Cody Weber tried to smoke lettuce and then spontaneously died of AIDS.
  • Cody Weber was killed by Wikia for being anti-semetic.
  • Cody Weber died when the IRA caught wind of his Imperialist sympathies and threw him into a volcano.
  • Cody Weber tried to stand up and be counted to show the world that he was a man, but was hit by a train.[1]
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Cody Weber Is Dead Now

  • Cody Weber was hit by a gay pride float going 89 miles an hour.
  • Cody died of childhood obesity.
  • Cody Weber was aborted by his mother. 108th trimester, to be exact.
  • Cody Weber tried to attack Brett Keane's Family and was killed in retaliation.
  • Cody Weber was raped by Bubba the Black Jesuit. While licking Bubba's butthole, a shitload of feces exploded out of his ass and suffocated Cody.
  • Cody Weber was killed by millions of sentient tacos and buritos while taking a trip to the sun.
  • Cody Weber was raped to death by velociraptors.
  • Cody Weber choked to death when a hippo he was rimjobbing had explosive diarrhea.
  • Cody Weber died when he was sucked into the black hole that is Sara Avery's vagina.
  • Cody Weber was gunned down by an English rifleman in the fields of Verdun, 1916.
  • Cody Weber was killed when his girlfriend accidentally bit his dick off while she was giving him a blowjob.
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Cody Weber's Resurrection

  • Cody Weber was beat to death by Frankie MacDonald when he interrupted Frankie while he was recording one of his magnificent videos.
  • Cody Weber died when he was shown a picture of the Beast's ding dong.
  • Cody Weber died when Scotty Cena was fucking him in the ass. He kept fucking progressively harder and harder so Cody would be humble. However, Cody was just so full of himself, and his shitty art, that all the ass fucking just wasn't working. Scotty Cena fucked with all his might until Cody's insides were liquefied. He was the only one to be fucked in the ass and not be made humble, and paid for it with his life.
  • Cody and TJ went to McDonald's, and while TJ was paying for his extremely expensive combo meal, Cody went into the playground section and was promptly and swiftly ganged up on by a bunch of kids in the ball pit. His UFC fighting techniques were no match for small children raptor like attacks and he was swiftly killed and his body was hidden in the ball pit, and is still at the bottom of the pit to this day.
  • Cody Weber died in a house fire and his remains were eaten by six hundred and sixty six velociraptors.
  • Cody Weber was killed because Moses wanted to kill all the men, women, and boys, but keep the little girls for himself.
  • Cody Weber was killed by Jenny McDermott because she was making satire.
  • Cody Weber was killed when he interrupted Monkey King Bambina's dance with his lover. Monkey King Bambina decides to crush Cody with his testicles that weigh as much as planets.
  • Cody Weber was eaten by Paulsego after he made fun of Paulsego magnificent jowls.
  • Paulego beats Cody to death with his jowls.
  • Chris Christie eats Cody Weber after finding out that Crispy Creme went bankrupt. (Due to Chris eating the entire supply)
  • Cody Weber was killed by Bobby Jindal during an exorcism.
  • Cody Weber died after being flushed down the toilet while TJ took a diarrhea dump after eating taco bell, mcdonalds, and Brett Keanes family.
  • Cody died of rabies after being bitten by the cutest puppy in the world.
  • Cody was shown TJ's porn blog and exploded from jizz overload.
  • Cody Weber died of Super Cancer, Ebolaids, yeast from the beast infection, and explosive diaherria.
  • Cody took a shit and died when he pooped all of his organs out.
  • Cody Weber died after a poodle ate his soul.
  • Cody Weber died when he saw Razorfist's glorious transexual cock.
  • Cody Weber died after the Beast accidentally suffocated him with his fat rolls. The last word he ever heard were, "Size doesn't matter".
  • Cody Weber died after serious PTSD from watching Eggs 2: Shell Shocked.
  • Cody Weber once stuck his dick in a toaster, at first, he was stuck, but he was slowly being cooked, and after twenty hours, he burst into flames. His death was covered longer than that of Michael Jackson, when he was mocked by the media, TJ initially defended him, but over time, TJ I've has been vocally anti Cody, regularly digging up his corpse and eating off pieces.
  • Cody was once raped to death by a triceratops. Cody went to Jurassic Park and snuck into the triceratops exhibit and started fisting his asshole, telling them "You can hit this". The triceratops obliged and 3 hours later all that was left of Cody was a gory mess on the triceratops dino dick. (According to TJ, triceratops have three penises)
  • The triceratops in the exhibit wouldn't fuck Cody. Cody died of a broken heart as a result.
  • He he took a selfie, and died after seeing the results.
  • Cody was torn apart by several Bubba clones, after he licked all of their buttholes, of course.
  • On his way to a secret Diamond City road trip arranged by the Peasants Cody was captured by vengeful Lenni-Lenape Indian spirits and raped to death.

Trivia

  • Cody has claimed to be ran off of Youtube by the site's copyright system.
  • TJ confirmed there will never be a reunion with Weber. [2]
  • He has Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Good
  • He was cursed with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome when he blasphemed TJ.
  • When asked about whether Cody would ever come on DP, TJ simply answered "no".
  • He is undeniably the biggest piece of human garbage on this planet or otherwise.
  • He recently has not been uploading videos that don't have to do with his "Forgotten Iowa" Project.
  • Cody Weber is immortal and thats why he can die so many times, but no one seems to care.
  • Cody once owned a sex dungeon in the house that he and TJ lived in, he once had several hundred children residing there, but due to his stupidity, they escaped. One day however, He found a hobo who would go on to be known as Ben, he kidnapped him, and kept him there for four years. TJ found Ben and cleaned him up, renamed him, and covered his disfigured face.
  • According to a reliable source Cody is the reason the RV trip never happened.

Gallery

  • Cody and his faggy posse.
  • Cody lookin like a boss.
  • "Photograph me like one of your french girls"
  • Cody doing a College Lecture
  • Codey spying on your mom in the shower

References

  1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp9eOy9OZgM
  2. https://youtu.be/EOXP5KgBa-c?t=32m26s

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