Buddhism (not to be confused with Bootyism) is a non-theistic religion where a fat fuck from India or some shit sat under a tree for some reason and had an orgasm which he named after the Grunge band Nirvana, he then told his butt-buddies to spread his message to the yellow-looking Eastern people. In the current day the religion is followed by Middle Class White Liberals and is led by Ben(even though he will deny this if asked)


Buddhists believe some curry sniffer found all of life's answers by sitting under a tree. Sounds pretty fucking gay.

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