"Obamacare is the worst thing to happen in this nation since slavery."
—Ben Carson
"Common Sense is not so common"
—-Voltaire, accurately describing Ben Carson

Ben Carson aka Dr. Ambien is a former Neurosurgeon and a failed Republican Presidential Candidate. Ben Carson has the greatest speaking voice that causes you to fall aslee... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

On March 3, 2016 Ben Carson dropped out of the presidential race because the conservatives thought they wanted a black man in office but as always they changed their mind.


Ben Carson has been mentioned many times due to his run to become the president of the United States.



  • "I am probably never going to be politically correct because I am not a politician. I don't want to be a politician."
  • "Obamacare aims to make all of us subservient to the government. It was never about health care. It was about control."
  • "I will stab you."


  • He stabbed someone viciously.
  • Surprisingly, Ben Carson actually opposed Anti-vaxxers during the 2016 GOP election.
  • He got bitch-slapped by Donald Trump .
  • He has the power to make anyone fall asleep when he speaks... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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