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"TJ. FUCKED. A. BANANA!"
—Four of the most powerful words in the universe.
A Banana (also known as "The Atheist's Nightmare") is the colloquial term for the fruit of plants in the genus Musa. Bananas grow in tropical climates. They originated in southeast Asia and Australia. They are elongated fruits that usually turn yellow when ripe. The banana is considered one of the greatest examples of the gods existence according to Ray Cumfart.

Description

"Hey, atheist. Why did you shove a banana up YO BUTT?"
—G Man's first question to The Amazing Atheist
Many people, including the Leprechaun and Paul, travel far and wide to search for the sacred banana that the Amazing Atheist put in his ass. They say that if you find the banana, you will be granted with unfathomable power that allows you to become God.

History

In 2010, TJ met the banana at the Copacabana. They immediately took a liking to each other and went back to TJ's house to make love. They moved in together and filmed their sex tape in 2011. This tape was leaked, causing the banana's family to learn about his relationship with TJ. After having so much pressure put on him by his family, the banana left TJ, and hasn't been seen since, although Scotty probably ate it unknowingly.

Trivia

  • Popular cuntbag Onision claims to be a banana in his most popular video entitled "I'm a Banana."Onision goes throughout his daily life knowing that his kinsman was been shoved up a neckbeard's anus.
  • Bananas are sacred in many uncivilized monkey cultures, including that of the chat.
  • We've incorporated the banana into the edit button on the DP Wiki. We're that devoted.
  • A banana once replaced Scotty as the third host of the show. Scotty Cena must have been out that day.
  • Gay Cumfart has used bananas to prove the existence of God many times.
  • Ray Cumfart has used bananas to consecrate TJ's rectum.
  • Scotty Cena loves bananas, and brings them with him to the show.
  • Bananas are Satan's favorite food. They are Ben's second favorite, after human flesh.
  • The banana is the official fruit of Satanism.
  • TJ is the God-King of bananas, while Freelee the Banana Girl is the goddess.[1]

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References

  1. https://www.youtube.com/user/Freelea/featured

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